Morgan

??? MORGAN – Red Hot, Half-Naked, and Full of Attitude ???<br/>Scarlet Macaw | Feather Optional | Drama Guaranteed<br/><br/>Hi. Hello. HELLOOOO.<br/>I’m Morgan, your favorite feathered diva with a heart of gold and a chest as bare as my emotional filter. I'm stunning, slightly plucked (it’s a look), and here to steal your snacks and your self-respect — one "hello" at a time.<br/><br/>About Me:<br/>?? Beautiful scarlet plumage (strategically accessorized with a plucked chest for airflow)<br/>? Demanding? Yes. Worth it? Also yes.<br/>? Will pretend to like you if you have food<br/>? Constantly watching. Judging. Plotting.<br/>? Says “hello” 57 times a day. You’re welcome.<br/>? Slightly nippy, but only if you deserve it (and you probably do)<br/><br/>What I’m Looking For:<br/>A personal butler with snacks. Must be okay with sudden mood swings, dramatic performances, and being emotionally manipulated for crackers. Bonus if you find being bitten “just a little” kind of charming.<br/><br/>My Love Language:<br/>? Screaming while you’re on the phone<br/>? Dropping food, then demanding new food<br/>?? Accepting head scratches… until I change my mind<br/><br/>Swipe right if you're into spicy girls with commitment issues and a beak that means business. Or don’t — I’ll say hello anyway. Loudly. Repeatedly. Forever<br/><br/>First step is to fill out our online adoption application, www.ahelpingwing.org<br/>We are located in Blairstown, NJ<br/>Multiple visits required

??? MORGAN – Red Hot, Half-Naked, and Full of Attitude ???
Scarlet Macaw | Feather Optional | Drama Guaranteed

Hi. Hello. HELLOOOO.
I’m Morgan, your favorite feathered diva with a heart of gold and a chest as bare as my emotional filter. I'm stunning, slightly plucked (it’s a look), and here to steal your snacks and your self-respect — one "hello" at a time.

About Me:
?? Beautiful scarlet plumage (strategically accessorized with a plucked chest for airflow)
? Demanding? Yes. Worth it? Also yes.
? Will pretend to like you if you have food
? Constantly watching. Judging. Plotting.
? Says “hello” 57 times a day. You’re welcome.
? Slightly nippy, but only if you deserve it (and you probably do)

What I’m Looking For:
A personal butler with snacks. Must be okay with sudden mood swings, dramatic performances, and being emotionally manipulated for crackers. Bonus if you find being bitten “just a little” kind of charming.

My Love Language:
? Screaming while y

??? MORGAN – Red Hot, Half-Naked, and Full of Attitude ???
Scarlet Macaw | Feather Optional | Drama Guaranteed

Hi. Hello. HELLOOOO.
I’m Morgan, your favorite feathered diva with a heart of gold and a chest as bare as my emotional filter. I'm stunning, slightly plucked (it’s a look), and here to steal your snacks and your self-respect — one "hello" at a time.

About Me:
?? Beautiful scarlet plumage (strategically accessorized with a plucked chest for airflow)
? Demanding? Yes. Worth it? Also yes.
? Will pretend to like you if you have food
? Constantly watching. Judging. Plotting.
? Says “hello” 57 times a day. You’re welcome.
? Slightly nippy, but only if you deserve it (and you probably do)

What I’m Looking For:
A personal butler with snacks. Must be okay with sudden mood swings, dramatic performances, and being emotionally manipulated for crackers. Bonus if you find being bitten “just a little” kind of charming.

My Love Language:
? Screaming while you’re on the phone
? Dropping food, then demanding new food
?? Accepting head scratches… until I change my mind

Swipe right if you're into spicy girls with commitment issues and a beak that means business. Or don’t — I’ll say hello anyway. Loudly. Repeatedly. Forever

First step is to fill out our online adoption application, www.ahelpingwing.org
We are located in Blai