CAPTAIN CARROTS

Let it be known that I, Captain Carrots, have assumed full command of the House Brigade—an appointment that is self-issued, fully justified, and entirely non-negotiable. Order will be restored, naps will be respected, and hay will be delivered on schedule. Our mission is to maintain a secure home free from squirrel interference, properly stocked with premium-grade carrots, optimized for strategic sunbathing, and liberated from unnecessary chaos (pigeons, consider this your warning). Effective immediately, all discovered carrots must be reported to Command for a mandatory 90% quality inspection tax; tunnels must remain structurally sound and inspection-ready at all times; and any disturbance of official nap operations will be treated as a Level-3 offense punishable by prolonged disapproving staring. Suspicious squirrel tail-flicking is to be documented without delay. Noncompliance will result in strategic foot thumping, intensified adorable intimidation, and possible revocation of clover privileges. I lead with confidence, whisker-forward thinking, and tactical fluff deployment—not because I seek power, but because power hops toward me. The future of my house will be orderly, prosperous, and carrot-forward. Remain vigilant, remain fluffy, and remain loyal. — Captain Carrots, Supreme Hopper & Guardian of the Garden. CC is litter box trained :) All joking aside, visit: https://bunnylady.com/rabbit-care-guide to learn more about the unique needs of rabbits (like how they shouldn't eat a lot of carrots!) I can be found at Petsmart: 158 N Queen St, Etobicoke, ON M9C 1A8 Please call them first to ensure the rabbit has not been adopted before heading over (416) 620-4648 The adoption is still through Toronto Animal Services and the fee is $45.20

Let it be known that I, Captain Carrots, have assumed full command of the House Brigade—an appointment that is self-issued, fully justified, and entirely non-negotiable. Order will be restored, naps will be respected, and hay will be delivered on schedule. Our mission is to maintain a secure home free from squirrel interference, properly stocked with premium-grade carrots, optimized for strategic sunbathing, and liberated from unnecessary chaos (pigeons, consider this your warning). Effective immediately, all discovered carrots must be reported to Command for a mandatory 90% quality inspection tax; tunnels must remain structurally sound and inspection-ready at all times; and any disturbance of official nap operations will be treated as a Level-3 offense punishable by prolonged disapproving staring. Suspicious squirrel tail-flicking is to be documented without delay. Noncompliance will result in strategic foot thumping, intensified adorable intimidation, and possible revocation of clover privileges. I lead with confidence, wh

Let it be known that I, Captain Carrots, have assumed full command of the House Brigade—an appointment that is self-issued, fully justified, and entirely non-negotiable. Order will be restored, naps will be respected, and hay will be delivered on schedule. Our mission is to maintain a secure home free from squirrel interference, properly stocked with premium-grade carrots, optimized for strategic sunbathing, and liberated from unnecessary chaos (pigeons, consider this your warning). Effective immediately, all discovered carrots must be reported to Command for a mandatory 90% quality inspection tax; tunnels must remain structurally sound and inspection-ready at all times; and any disturbance of official nap operations will be treated as a Level-3 offense punishable by prolonged disapproving staring. Suspicious squirrel tail-flicking is to be documented without delay. Noncompliance will result in strategic foot thumping, intensified adorable intimidation, and possible revocation of clover privileges. I lead with confidence, whisker-forward thinking, and tactical fluff deployment—not because I seek power, but because power hops toward me. The future of my house will be orderly, prosperous, and carrot-forward. Remain vigilant, remain fluffy, and remain loyal. — Captain Carrots, Supreme Hopper & Guardian of the Garden. CC is litter box trained :) All joking aside, visit: https://bunnylady.com/rabbit-care-guide to learn