Wendy

SINGLE MIXED FEMALE LOOKING FOR LOVE & TO BE SWEPT OFF HER FEET <br/>Please #Share<br/>“Big heart. Zero matches. Mildly offended.”<br/><br/>- Location: Ferndale, MI<br/>- Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier / Mastiff Mix<br/>- Weight: 60 lbs of pure loyalty and unmatched cuddling ability<br/>- Age: 3-4 years old<br/><br/>_____________________________________<br/><br/>About Me:<br/><br/>Single. Sassy. Spiraling slightly.<br/>I’ve been on the rescue version of Tinder for way too long, and I’m starting to think my dream family accidentally adopted a goldendoodle instead.<br/><br/>But I’m still holding out hope.<br/>I’m the kinda girl who’ll hike with you by day and spoon you like a clingy koala by night. Lover by day, baddie by night. I’ve got the zoomies and the emotional depth. Basically, I’m the full package — just no one’s committed yet.<br/><br/>____________________________________<br/><br/>Looking For:<br/><br/>- A fenced yard and a working knowledge of belly rubs<br/>- Kids? Love 'em.<br/>- Dogs? Yep! Just let me vibe-check first.<br/>- Cats? That's a hard nope.<br/>- Must enjoy couch snuggles, snack-sharing, and excessive flattery<br/>- Must tell me how pretty I am at least three times a day — or I will assume you hate me<br/><br/>____________________________________<br/><br/>Hobbies Include:<br/><br/>- Hiking<br/>- Giving high-fives<br/>- Swimming<br/>- Knowing basic commands<br/>- Car rides with intent<br/>- Dramatically flinging toys<br/>- Couch cuddles with full body contact<br/>- Going to the park<br/>- Nap time <br/>- Being a Foodie<br/>- Being fully potty-trained<br/>- Sleeping in weird yoga poses<br/>- Making you feel like you’ve finally found “the one”<br/><br/>_____________________________________<br/><br/>Turn-Ons:<br/><br/>- String cheese<br/>- Compliments<br/>- Being told I’m the prettiest girl in the whole world<br/>- Emotionally available humans with stable snacks<br/>- Praise in a baby voice<br/>- Rotisserie chicken & Salami <br/><br/>Turn-Offs:<br/><br/>- Ghosting<br/>- Cats<br/>- The sound of treat bags not opening<br/>- Being ignored when I throw myself dramatically onto your lap<br/><br/>____________________________________<br/><br/>Adoption Fee: $200<br/><br/>Includes all my vaccines, microchip, heartworm test, fecal test, spay, flea/tick & heartworm prevention — and a lifetime of love and emotional support.<br/><br/>_____________________________________<br/><br/>**** Apply to make it official****<br/>LAHPDOGRESCUE.COM<br/><br/>See more adoptables: lahp.petfinder.com<br/><br/>Stalk my glow-up:<br/>Facebook.com/HelpUsHelpThemDogRescue<br/>Instagram.com/helpushelpthemdogrescue<br/>tiktok.com/@helpushelpthemdogrescue<br/><br/>_____________________________________<br/><br/>Don’t make this emotionally available queen refresh her inbox one more time.<br/>Wendy is ready to love you, nap on you, and be your most loyal, dramatic companion for life.<br/><br/>#AdoptWendy #SingleNotSubtle<br/>#LoverByDayBaddieByNight<br/>#HelpUsHelpThemDogRescue #RescueMePlease

SINGLE MIXED FEMALE LOOKING FOR LOVE & TO BE SWEPT OFF HER FEET
Please #Share
“Big heart. Zero matches. Mildly offended.”

- Location: Ferndale, MI
- Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier / Mastiff Mix
- Weight: 60 lbs of pure loyalty and unmatched cuddling ability
- Age: 3-4 years old

_____________________________________

About Me:

Single. Sassy. Spiraling slightly.
I’ve been on the rescue version of Tinder for way too long, and I’m starting to think my dream family accidentally adopted a goldendoodle instead.

But I’m still holding out hope.
I’m the kinda girl who’ll hike with you by day and spoon you like a clingy koala by night. Lover by day, baddie by night. I’ve got the zoomies and the emotional depth. Basically, I’m the full package — just no one’s committed yet.

____________________________________

Looking For:

- A fenced yard and a working knowledge of belly rubs
- Kids? Love 'em.
- Dogs? Yep! Just let me vibe-

SINGLE MIXED FEMALE LOOKING FOR LOVE & TO BE SWEPT OFF HER FEET
Please #Share
“Big heart. Zero matches. Mildly offended.”

- Location: Ferndale, MI
- Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier / Mastiff Mix
- Weight: 60 lbs of pure loyalty and unmatched cuddling ability
- Age: 3-4 years old

_____________________________________

About Me:

Single. Sassy. Spiraling slightly.
I’ve been on the rescue version of Tinder for way too long, and I’m starting to think my dream family accidentally adopted a goldendoodle instead.

But I’m still holding out hope.
I’m the kinda girl who’ll hike with you by day and spoon you like a clingy koala by night. Lover by day, baddie by night. I’ve got the zoomies and the emotional depth. Basically, I’m the full package — just no one’s committed yet.

____________________________________

Looking For:

- A fenced yard and a working knowledge of belly rubs
- Kids? Love 'em.
- Dogs? Yep! Just let me vibe-check first.
- Cats? That's a hard nope.
- Must enjoy couch snuggles, snack-sharing, and excessive flattery
- Must tell me how pretty I am at least three times a day — or I will assume you hate me

____________________________________

Hobbies Include:

- Hiking
- Giving high-fives
- Swimming
- Knowing basic commands
- Car rides with intent