Weems

***Weems has been diagnosed with idiopathic epilepsy and has been started on phenobarbital. This is a medication that must be given at specific times and cannot be missed.***<br/><br/><br/>***Must have prior breed experience or similar breed experience to adopt Weems. German Shepherds are NOT similar to Malinois.***<br/><br/><br/>MEET WEEMS.<br/>He is a 1 year old, neutered, Belgian Malinois whose internal setting is permanently stuck on “GO.”<br/><br/>Weems wakes up every morning like:<br/>“Hello. I have legs. You have legs. We should be using them IMMEDIATELY.”<br/><br/>FACTS ABOUT WEEMS:<br/>• High energy ✔️<br/>• Social ✔️<br/>• Friendly ✔️<br/>• Thinks sitting is suspicious ✔️<br/>• Believes naps are a post-exercise rumor ✔️<br/><br/>Does he have extreme working drive?<br/>❌ No.<br/><br/>Does he believe movement is a constitutional right?<br/>✅ Yes. He will argue this in court.<br/><br/>Weems is looking for:<br/>🏃‍♂️ A VERY active, Malinois-experienced home<br/>🌲 People who say “just a walk” and then disappear for an hour<br/>🧠 Humans who understand this breed but are NOT trying to recruit a tactical asset<br/><br/>🚫🚔 ABSOLUTELY DO NOT 🚔🚫<br/>Tag police departments, K9 units, or search & rescue.<br/>Weems has already been evaluated and is not appropriate for those roles.<br/>He will not:<br/>• Catch bad guys<br/>• Locate missing persons<br/>• Join a unit<br/><br/>He WILL:<br/>• Sprint for no reason<br/>• Stare at you like it’s your fault<br/>• Make cardio unavoidable<br/>• Pass out dramatically like he paid rent<br/><br/>If you want:<br/>✔️ A dog who turns walks into events<br/>✔️ A best friend who thinks fitness is bonding<br/>✔️ Someone who will haunt you if you skip leg day<br/><br/>WEEMS IS READY.<br/><br/>📍Apply to adopt at helpingheartshealingtails.org<br/>🏡 Adopt responsibly. Hydrate. Stretch.<br/><br/>Side effects may include sore calves, better mental health, and a dog who believes you exist solely to facilitate movement. 🐕💀

***Weems has been diagnosed with idiopathic epilepsy and has been started on phenobarbital. This is a medication that must be given at specific times and cannot be missed.***


***Must have prior breed experience or similar breed experience to adopt Weems. German Shepherds are NOT similar to Malinois.***


MEET WEEMS.
He is a 1 year old, neutered, Belgian Malinois whose internal setting is permanently stuck on “GO.”

Weems wakes up every morning like:
“Hello. I have legs. You have legs. We should be using them IMMEDIATELY.”

FACTS ABOUT WEEMS:
• High energy ✔️
• Social ✔️
• Friendly ✔️
• Thinks sitting is suspicious ✔️
• Believes naps are a post-exercise rumor ✔️

Does he have extreme working drive?
❌ No.

Does he believe movement is a constitutional right?
✅ Yes. He will argue this in court.

Weems is looking for:
🏃‍♂️ A VERY active, Malinois-experienced home
🌲 People who say “just a walk” and then disappear for an

***Weems has been diagnosed with idiopathic epilepsy and has been started on phenobarbital. This is a medication that must be given at specific times and cannot be missed.***


***Must have prior breed experience or similar breed experience to adopt Weems. German Shepherds are NOT similar to Malinois.***


MEET WEEMS.
He is a 1 year old, neutered, Belgian Malinois whose internal setting is permanently stuck on “GO.”

Weems wakes up every morning like:
“Hello. I have legs. You have legs. We should be using them IMMEDIATELY.”

FACTS ABOUT WEEMS:
• High energy ✔️
• Social ✔️
• Friendly ✔️
• Thinks sitting is suspicious ✔️
• Believes naps are a post-exercise rumor ✔️

Does he have extreme working drive?
❌ No.

Does he believe movement is a constitutional right?
✅ Yes. He will argue this in court.

Weems is looking for:
🏃‍♂️ A VERY active, Malinois-experienced home
🌲 People who say “just a walk” and then disappear for an hour
🧠 Humans who understand this breed but are NOT trying to recruit a tactical asset

🚫🚔 ABSOLUTELY DO NOT 🚔🚫
Tag police departments, K9 units, or search & rescue.
Weems has already been evaluated and is not appropriate for those roles.
He will not:
• Catch bad guys
• Locate missing persons
• Join a unit

He WILL:
• Sprint for no reason
•