Tessie

Dog Name: Tessie <br/>Age: 3 <br/>Gender: Female <br/>Breed: Pitbull <br/>Weight: 46lbs <br/>Crate trained: Not needed<br/>Potty trained: Yes <br/>Dog friendly: No<br/>Cat friendly: Unknown<br/>Kid friendly: Likely<br/>Vaccinated: Yes <br/>Spayed/Neutered: Yes <br/>Heartworm: Negative <br/>Microchipped: Yes <br/>Energy level: Medium <br/> <br/>MEET QUEEN TESSIE: RULER OF WIGGLES, SNUGGLES & ABSOLUTE NONSENSE <br/> <br/>Behold Queen Tessie, a 3-year-old pit bull mix who looks like a tiny cow and carries herself like a royal who absolutely outranks you-despite what your "job title" may say. <br/> <br/>Her Majesty adores people, wiggles ferociously, and holds a prestigious doctorate in Lounging on Humans. If you sit, she will assume the throne (your lap) without hesitation. Audience with the queen is not optional. <br/> <br/>Royal Decree: No Other Dogs <br/> <br/>Queen Tessie demands a dog-free kingdom. <br/>If she witnesses dogs enjoying themselves, she immediately announces: <br/>"I HAVE DECIDED THAT FUN IS CANCELLED." <br/>She is the fun police, judge, jury, and full-time enforcer. <br/> <br/>Nose Work? A Royal Passion <br/> <br/>At the shelter, Queen Tessie excelled at nose work. <br/>What was she looking for? Who knows. <br/>Was she proud? Absolutely-she strutted away like she'd solved a national mystery. <br/> <br/>Royal Talents <br/> <br/>Graceful on leash (unless a suspicious scent or squirrel challenges her authority) <br/>Tug-of-war champion, undefeated in all kingdoms <br/>Elite cuddler who drapes herself over you like a regal, opinionated throw blanket <br/>Olympic-level butt wiggler, powered entirely by joy and royal entitlement <br/> Quick Royal Summary <br/> <br/>Looks like a cow <br/>Bossier than your manager <br/>Wiggles like Jell-O during an earthquake <br/>Loves her subjects (people) with her whole heart <br/>Strongly believes other dogs should stop having fun <br/>If you seek a royal companion who rules with snuggles, sass, and unstoppable wiggles-Queen Tessie awaits your summons. <br/><br/>If you're interested in meeting Tessie , please fill out an application at the link below. <br/><br/>https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/DHDN/Dog

Dog Name: Tessie
Age: 3
Gender: Female
Breed: Pitbull
Weight: 46lbs
Crate trained: Not needed
Potty trained: Yes
Dog friendly: No
Cat friendly: Unknown
Kid friendly: Likely
Vaccinated: Yes
Spayed/Neutered: Yes
Heartworm: Negative
Microchipped: Yes
Energy level: Medium

MEET QUEEN TESSIE: RULER OF WIGGLES, SNUGGLES & ABSOLUTE NONSENSE

Behold Queen Tessie, a 3-year-old pit bull mix who looks like a tiny cow and carries herself like a royal who absolutely outranks you-despite what your "job title" may say.

Her Majesty adores people, wiggles ferociously, and holds a prestigious doctorate in Lounging on Humans. If you sit, she will assume the throne (your lap) without hesitation. Audience with the queen is not optional.

Royal Decree: No Other Dogs

Queen Tessie demands a dog-free kingdom.
If she witnesses dogs enjoying themselves, she immediately announces:
"I HAVE DECIDED THAT FUN IS CANCELLED."
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Dog Name: Tessie
Age: 3
Gender: Female
Breed: Pitbull
Weight: 46lbs
Crate trained: Not needed
Potty trained: Yes
Dog friendly: No
Cat friendly: Unknown
Kid friendly: Likely
Vaccinated: Yes
Spayed/Neutered: Yes
Heartworm: Negative
Microchipped: Yes
Energy level: Medium

MEET QUEEN TESSIE: RULER OF WIGGLES, SNUGGLES & ABSOLUTE NONSENSE

Behold Queen Tessie, a 3-year-old pit bull mix who looks like a tiny cow and carries herself like a royal who absolutely outranks you-despite what your "job title" may say.

Her Majesty adores people, wiggles ferociously, and holds a prestigious doctorate in Lounging on Humans. If you sit, she will assume the throne (your lap) without hesitation. Audience with the queen is not optional.

Royal Decree: No Other Dogs

Queen Tessie demands a dog-free kingdom.
If she witnesses dogs enjoying themselves, she immediately announces:
"I HAVE DECIDED THAT FUN IS CANCELLED."
She is the fun police, judge, jury, and full-time enforcer.

Nose Work? A Royal Passion

At the shelter, Queen Tessie excelled at nose work.
What was she looking for? Who knows.
Was she proud? Absolutely-she strutted away like she'd solved a national mystery.

Royal Talents

Graceful on leash (unless a suspicious scent or squirrel challenges her aut