Tess

Hi! I'm Tess <br/><br/>I'm a sweet, squishy-faced pitbull puppy with big paws, bigger dreams, and the biggest love to give. If you're looking for someone who will think you're the most fascinating creature on Earth just because you exist — swipe right.<br/><br/>About Me:<br/><br/><br/> <br/> Professional tail-wagger<br/> <br/> <br/> Aspiring sock thief<br/> <br/> <br/> Expert in zoomies (especially at 9:47 PM for no reason)<br/> <br/> <br/> Currently mastering “sit” and “who's a good girl?” (I always ace the second one)<br/> <br/><br/><br/>I'm loyal like a knight, cuddly like a weighted blanket, and brave enough to bark at suspicious leaves. I believe in long walks, belly rubs, and staring deeply into your eyes while you eat cheese.<br/><br/>My Ideal Match:<br/>Someone who enjoys puppy kisses, doesn't mind sharing the couch (or the bed... or the personal space), and appreciates a lady with a little muscle and a lot of heart. Bonus points if you say “good girl” in a baby voice.<br/><br/>I promise to:<br/> Protect you from delivery drivers<br/> Celebrate your return home like you've been gone for 7 years (even if it's 7 minutes)<br/> Love you unconditionally<br/> Occasionally pretend I don't hear you when you say “drop it”<br/><br/>If you're ready for a lifetime of loyalty, laughter, and slightly chewed shoelaces... Tess is your girl. <br/><br/>P.S. I come with puppy eyes that should honestly be illegal.

Hi! I'm Tess

I'm a sweet, squishy-faced pitbull puppy with big paws, bigger dreams, and the biggest love to give. If you're looking for someone who will think you're the most fascinating creature on Earth just because you exist — swipe right.

About Me:



Professional tail-wagger


Aspiring sock thief


Expert in zoomies (especially at 9:47 PM for no reason)


Currently mastering “sit” and “who's a good girl?” (I always ace the second one)



I'm loyal like a knight, cuddly like a weighted blanket, and brave enough to bark at suspicious leaves. I believe in long walks, belly rubs, and staring deeply into your eyes while you eat cheese.

My Ideal Match:
Someone who enjoys puppy kisses, doesn't mind sharing the couch (or the bed... or the personal space), and appreciates a lady with a little muscle and a lot of heart. Bonus points if you say “good girl” in a baby voice.

I promise to:
Protect you from del

Hi! I'm Tess

I'm a sweet, squishy-faced pitbull puppy with big paws, bigger dreams, and the biggest love to give. If you're looking for someone who will think you're the most fascinating creature on Earth just because you exist — swipe right.

About Me:



Professional tail-wagger


Aspiring sock thief


Expert in zoomies (especially at 9:47 PM for no reason)


Currently mastering “sit” and “who's a good girl?” (I always ace the second one)



I'm loyal like a knight, cuddly like a weighted blanket, and brave enough to bark at suspicious leaves. I believe in long walks, belly rubs, and staring deeply into your eyes while you eat cheese.

My Ideal Match:
Someone who enjoys puppy kisses, doesn't mind sharing the couch (or the bed... or the personal space), and appreciates a lady with a little muscle and a lot of heart. Bonus points if you say “good girl” in a baby voice.

I promise to:
Protect you from delivery drivers
Celebrate your return home like you've been gone for 7 years (even if it's 7 minutes)
Love you unconditionally
Occasionally pretend I don't hear you when you say “drop it”

If you're ready for a lifetime of loyalty, laughter, and slightly chewed shoelaces... Tess is your girl.

P.S. I come with puppy eyes that should honestly be illegal.