Tank Jr.

Tank Junior, AKA "The Crypt Keeper" ?<br/>Warning: Not Suitable for the Faint of Heart (or Ear)<br/>Meet Tank Junior (or TJ, or The Crypt Keeper, or The Ancient One). TJ is a five-year-old Chihuahua mix who defies earthly classification. He is a study in texture: crusty, musty, and wonderfully unearthly. He is the opposite of a fluffy pillow and we wouldn’t even be able to lie about it if we wanted to.<br/>The TJ Experience:<br/>• The Gaze: He has one excellent eye that he will use to pierce the very core of your being. Do not attempt to lie to him; he knows your secrets.<br/>• The Gait: TJ doesn't walk; he high-steps everywhere, moving with the suspicious, buoyant gait of a tiny man whose shoes are two sizes too big.<br/>• The Sound: This dog does not bark. He screams. Usually at inappropriate volumes and always during food time.<br/>• The Affection: Petting TJ is a delicate ritual. You must approach his front half with reverence and respect his personal space. However, his butt is an entirely different matter—he is obsessed with a good, vigorous butt scratch.<br/>• The Career: TJ is a professional beggar. His sustained, intense staring while you eat should be considered an art form. You will be guilted into sharing your entire plate.<br/>If you are looking for a perfectly groomed, quiet lap dog, keep scrolling. If you are looking for a bizarre, peculiar, demanding, and utterly loyal little cryptid to rule your home and haunt your dreams, then Tank Junior is your guy.<br/>Apply to adopt this glorious, musty oddball today!<br/>If interested in Tank Jr, please fill out the link below.<br/>https://form.jotform.com/73358335488165

Tank Junior, AKA "The Crypt Keeper" ?
Warning: Not Suitable for the Faint of Heart (or Ear)
Meet Tank Junior (or TJ, or The Crypt Keeper, or The Ancient One). TJ is a five-year-old Chihuahua mix who defies earthly classification. He is a study in texture: crusty, musty, and wonderfully unearthly. He is the opposite of a fluffy pillow and we wouldn’t even be able to lie about it if we wanted to.
The TJ Experience:
• The Gaze: He has one excellent eye that he will use to pierce the very core of your being. Do not attempt to lie to him; he knows your secrets.
• The Gait: TJ doesn't walk; he high-steps everywhere, moving with the suspicious, buoyant gait of a tiny man whose shoes are two sizes too big.
• The Sound: This dog does not bark. He screams. Usually at inappropriate volumes and always during food time.
• The Affection: Petting TJ is a delicate ritual. You must approach his front half with reverence and respect his personal space. However, his butt is an entirely different matter—he is obsesse

Tank Junior, AKA "The Crypt Keeper" ?
Warning: Not Suitable for the Faint of Heart (or Ear)
Meet Tank Junior (or TJ, or The Crypt Keeper, or The Ancient One). TJ is a five-year-old Chihuahua mix who defies earthly classification. He is a study in texture: crusty, musty, and wonderfully unearthly. He is the opposite of a fluffy pillow and we wouldn’t even be able to lie about it if we wanted to.
The TJ Experience:
• The Gaze: He has one excellent eye that he will use to pierce the very core of your being. Do not attempt to lie to him; he knows your secrets.
• The Gait: TJ doesn't walk; he high-steps everywhere, moving with the suspicious, buoyant gait of a tiny man whose shoes are two sizes too big.
• The Sound: This dog does not bark. He screams. Usually at inappropriate volumes and always during food time.
• The Affection: Petting TJ is a delicate ritual. You must approach his front half with reverence and respect his personal space. However, his butt is an entirely different matter—he is obsessed with a good, vigorous butt scratch.
• The Career: TJ is a professional beggar. His sustained, intense staring while you eat should be considered an art form. You will be guilted into sharing your entire plate.
If you are looking for a perfectly groomed, quiet lap dog, keep scrolling. If you are looking for a bizarre, peculiar, demanding, and utterly loyal little cryptid to rule your home