Tank

Hi, I’m Tank — CEO of the Household, Chief Chaos Officer, and full-time vibe curator.<br/>I run on toys, audacity, and good energy. I love other dogs, dominate the toy inventory, and destroy squeaky toys for sport… then immediately demand snuggles under a heated blanket like I’ve had the longest day of my life.<br/><br/>I play hard, nap harder, and enforce mandatory cuddle breaks. I’m wildly—possibly offensively—handsome, so staring is expected. I make the rules (mostly about snacks, naps, and snuggles) and bring zero shame with infinite personality.<br/><br/>For Christmas, I’m asking for a home that appreciates chaos, laughter, and a very good boy who’s ready to take the reins, hand over the keys, and accept my leadership—with love, of course. 🐾🎄

Hi, I’m Tank — CEO of the Household, Chief Chaos Officer, and full-time vibe curator.
I run on toys, audacity, and good energy. I love other dogs, dominate the toy inventory, and destroy squeaky toys for sport… then immediately demand snuggles under a heated blanket like I’ve had the longest day of my life.

I play hard, nap harder, and enforce mandatory cuddle breaks. I’m wildly—possibly offensively—handsome, so staring is expected. I make the rules (mostly about snacks, naps, and snuggles) and bring zero shame with infinite personality.

For Christmas, I’m asking for a home that appreciates chaos, laughter, and a very good boy who’s ready to take the reins, hand over the keys, and accept my leadership—with love, of course. 🐾🎄

Hi, I’m Tank — CEO of the Household, Chief Chaos Officer, and full-time vibe curator.
I run on toys, audacity, and good energy. I love other dogs, dominate the toy inventory, and destroy squeaky toys for sport… then immediately demand snuggles under a heated blanket like I’ve had the longest day of my life.

I play hard, nap harder, and enforce mandatory cuddle breaks. I’m wildly—possibly offensively—handsome, so staring is expected. I make the rules (mostly about snacks, naps, and snuggles) and bring zero shame with infinite personality.

For Christmas, I’m asking for a home that appreciates chaos, laughter, and a very good boy who’s ready to take the reins, hand over the keys, and accept my leadership—with love, of course. 🐾🎄