Ron Funches

Apply to adopt at https://tinyurl.com/bdezz6kb (copy & paste to browser)<br/><br/>AGE (our best estimate): 6 years<br/><br/>WEIGHT: 41 pounds<br/><br/>PERSONALITY: Goofy, entertaining, alert<br/>I may share my name with a comedian, but my punchlines are subtle: blink-and-you’ll-miss-it zoomies, full-circle tail spins at dinner, and perfectly timed lap landings. Like my namesake on The Traitors, I start off observing the room, gathering intel from a safe distance—then once I know you’re “faithful,” I’m all in on cuddles and loyalty. Give me a warm lap, a few treats, and a little patience, and I’ll reward you with stand-up-worthy sweetness every single day.<br/><br/>HISTORY: Originally from Georgia, Ron was rescued from a hoarding situation.<br/><br/>ENERGY LEVEL: Moderate<br/><br/>EXPERIENCE WITH:<br/>Kids: Unknown<br/>Dogs: Encountered/good with<br/>Cats: Unknown<br/><br/>FOSTER FEEDBACK:<br/>“When Ron eats his food, his tail goes in full circles, which is absolutely adorable. When he’s happy, he launches himself onto the couch with impressive height—he’s clearly very athletic. He’s also started realizing that the basket of toys is his: he carefully picks one out and trots it into another room with the cutest little strut. And our favorite moment of all—he jumps right into our laps and squeezes himself in as close as possible for extra cuddles.”<br/><br/>MEDICAL:<br/>We do our best to ensure the dogs in our care are up-to-date on vaccinations, spayed or neutered (when old enough), microchipped, and given a general health check. Immediate medical needs and medical history will be addressed with the adopter prior to adoption. Complete vet records will be sent shortly after adoption.

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AGE (our best estimate): 6 years

WEIGHT: 41 pounds

PERSONALITY: Goofy, entertaining, alert
I may share my name with a comedian, but my punchlines are subtle: blink-and-you’ll-miss-it zoomies, full-circle tail spins at dinner, and perfectly timed lap landings. Like my namesake on The Traitors, I start off observing the room, gathering intel from a safe distance—then once I know you’re “faithful,” I’m all in on cuddles and loyalty. Give me a warm lap, a few treats, and a little patience, and I’ll reward you with stand-up-worthy sweetness every single day.

HISTORY: Originally from Georgia, Ron was rescued from a hoarding situation.

ENERGY LEVEL: Moderate

EXPERIENCE WITH:
Kids: Unknown
Dogs: Encountered/good with
Cats: Unknown

FOSTER FEEDBACK:
“When Ron eats his food, his tail goes in full circles, which is absolutely adorable. When he’s happy, he launches himself onto the co

Apply to adopt at https://tinyurl.com/bdezz6kb (copy & paste to browser)

AGE (our best estimate): 6 years

WEIGHT: 41 pounds

PERSONALITY: Goofy, entertaining, alert
I may share my name with a comedian, but my punchlines are subtle: blink-and-you’ll-miss-it zoomies, full-circle tail spins at dinner, and perfectly timed lap landings. Like my namesake on The Traitors, I start off observing the room, gathering intel from a safe distance—then once I know you’re “faithful,” I’m all in on cuddles and loyalty. Give me a warm lap, a few treats, and a little patience, and I’ll reward you with stand-up-worthy sweetness every single day.

HISTORY: Originally from Georgia, Ron was rescued from a hoarding situation.

ENERGY LEVEL: Moderate

EXPERIENCE WITH:
Kids: Unknown
Dogs: Encountered/good with
Cats: Unknown

FOSTER FEEDBACK:
“When Ron eats his food, his tail goes in full circles, which is absolutely adorable. When he’s happy, he launches himself onto the couch with impressive height—he’s clearly very athletic. He’s also started realizing that the basket of toys is his: he carefully picks one out and trots it into another room with the cutest little strut. And our favorite moment of all—he jumps right into our laps and squeezes himself in as close as possible for extra cuddles.”

MEDICAL:
We do our best to ensure the dogs in our care are