Reba

Hi. Hi. Hello. My name is Reba and I am a 1-year-old German Shepherd with strong opinions about birds. Let’s just get this out of the way: if it flies, flaps, chirps, or looks at me funny from a tree… I do not trust it. Not one bit. Birds are suspicious and I will be filing formal complaints. But don’t worry — I am there to protect you from all birds. That’s right. Geese? Handled. Pigeons? Monitored. Random backyard sparrow with questionable intentions? I’m on it. You’re welcome. Now that we’ve handled that very important information…<br/>I am otherwise an absolute ANGEL. I love kids. Like, love love them. Tiny humans? Yes please. I will be their loyal protector, backyard zoomie partner, and professional crumb cleanup crew. I’m gentle, sweet, and very aware that they are small and precious. Dogs? Obsessed. Big dogs, little dogs, fluffy dogs, weird dogs — I’m your girl. I’m social, playful, and always ready for a good romp. If there’s a dog party happening, I have already RSVP’d. At just one year old, I’ve got that perfect mix of puppy fun and growing-up smarts. I’m past the tiny baby chaos stage, but I still have plenty of playful energy and goofy shepherd charm. I may occasionally forget that I’m not a lap dog… but that sounds like a “you have a small lap” problem, not a “me” problem. I’m loyal, affectionate, and I will absolutely follow you from room to room like your very own fuzzy security system. Showering? I’ll supervise. Cooking? I’ll monitor for dropped snacks. Relaxing on the couch? I’ll gently lean my entire body weight against you in the most loving way possible.<br/><br/>So if you’re looking for:<br/>✔️ A sweet, kid-loving best friend<br/>✔️ A dog-friendly social butterfly<br/>✔️ A loyal shepherd with a big heart<br/>✔️ A certified member (and president) of the Anti-Bird Protection Squad<br/>…I’m your girl.<br/><br/>Adopt me, and I promise to protect your home from airborne nonsense while loving your family with my whole shepherd heart!

Hi. Hi. Hello. My name is Reba and I am a 1-year-old German Shepherd with strong opinions about birds. Let’s just get this out of the way: if it flies, flaps, chirps, or looks at me funny from a tree… I do not trust it. Not one bit. Birds are suspicious and I will be filing formal complaints. But don’t worry — I am there to protect you from all birds. That’s right. Geese? Handled. Pigeons? Monitored. Random backyard sparrow with questionable intentions? I’m on it. You’re welcome. Now that we’ve handled that very important information…
I am otherwise an absolute ANGEL. I love kids. Like, love love them. Tiny humans? Yes please. I will be their loyal protector, backyard zoomie partner, and professional crumb cleanup crew. I’m gentle, sweet, and very aware that they are small and precious. Dogs? Obsessed. Big dogs, little dogs, fluffy dogs, weird dogs — I’m your girl. I’m social, playful, and always ready for a good romp. If there’s a dog party happening, I have already RSVP’d. At just one year old, I’ve got that perfec

Hi. Hi. Hello. My name is Reba and I am a 1-year-old German Shepherd with strong opinions about birds. Let’s just get this out of the way: if it flies, flaps, chirps, or looks at me funny from a tree… I do not trust it. Not one bit. Birds are suspicious and I will be filing formal complaints. But don’t worry — I am there to protect you from all birds. That’s right. Geese? Handled. Pigeons? Monitored. Random backyard sparrow with questionable intentions? I’m on it. You’re welcome. Now that we’ve handled that very important information…
I am otherwise an absolute ANGEL. I love kids. Like, love love them. Tiny humans? Yes please. I will be their loyal protector, backyard zoomie partner, and professional crumb cleanup crew. I’m gentle, sweet, and very aware that they are small and precious. Dogs? Obsessed. Big dogs, little dogs, fluffy dogs, weird dogs — I’m your girl. I’m social, playful, and always ready for a good romp. If there’s a dog party happening, I have already RSVP’d. At just one year old, I’ve got that perfect mix of puppy fun and growing-up smarts. I’m past the tiny baby chaos stage, but I still have plenty of playful energy and goofy shepherd charm. I may occasionally forget that I’m not a lap dog… but that sounds like a “you have a small lap” problem, not a “me” problem. I’m loyal, affectionate, and I will absolutely follow you from room to room like your very own fuzzy security system. Showering?