Randy

Meet Randy. Yes… that Randy. 😅🐾<br/>Before joining us, Randy was on the run for about a month — even through Christmas 🎄— evading capture like a true professional… until a very clever volunteer finally cornered him and brought him in. We respect the hustle.<br/>Randy is about 5–6 years old, weighs a very manageable 23 lbs, and we are fairly certain he was once a middle-aged man living in his mom’s basement until one day he morphed into a dog and made a daring escape.<br/>The vibe is strong.<br/>About Randy:<br/>• 23 lbs of side-eye and sarcasm<br/>• Ok with cats… but also slightly terrified of them<br/>• Unsure about dogs — would require a proper meet & greet<br/>• Will absolutely need a secure fence or to always be walked on a leash<br/>• Expert observer of life, not here for chaos<br/>Randy is the kind of guy who prefers personal space, quiet routines, and a home where expectations are clear and nonsense is kept to a minimum. He’s not trying to be the life of the party — he’s trying to supervise it from a safe distance.<br/>If you’re looking for a small dog with big “I’ve seen some things” energy, Randy may be your guy. 🐶

Meet Randy. Yes… that Randy. 😅🐾
Before joining us, Randy was on the run for about a month — even through Christmas 🎄— evading capture like a true professional… until a very clever volunteer finally cornered him and brought him in. We respect the hustle.
Randy is about 5–6 years old, weighs a very manageable 23 lbs, and we are fairly certain he was once a middle-aged man living in his mom’s basement until one day he morphed into a dog and made a daring escape.
The vibe is strong.
About Randy:
• 23 lbs of side-eye and sarcasm
• Ok with cats… but also slightly terrified of them
• Unsure about dogs — would require a proper meet & greet
• Will absolutely need a secure fence or to always be walked on a leash
• Expert observer of life, not here for chaos
Randy is the kind of guy who prefers personal space, quiet routines, and a home where expectations are clear and nonsense is kept to a minimum. He’s not trying to be the life of the party — he’s trying to supervise it from a safe distance.

Meet Randy. Yes… that Randy. 😅🐾
Before joining us, Randy was on the run for about a month — even through Christmas 🎄— evading capture like a true professional… until a very clever volunteer finally cornered him and brought him in. We respect the hustle.
Randy is about 5–6 years old, weighs a very manageable 23 lbs, and we are fairly certain he was once a middle-aged man living in his mom’s basement until one day he morphed into a dog and made a daring escape.
The vibe is strong.
About Randy:
• 23 lbs of side-eye and sarcasm
• Ok with cats… but also slightly terrified of them
• Unsure about dogs — would require a proper meet & greet
• Will absolutely need a secure fence or to always be walked on a leash
• Expert observer of life, not here for chaos
Randy is the kind of guy who prefers personal space, quiet routines, and a home where expectations are clear and nonsense is kept to a minimum. He’s not trying to be the life of the party — he’s trying to supervise it from a safe distance.
If you’re looking for a small dog with big “I’ve seen some things” energy, Randy may be your guy. 🐶