Punkin

Meet Punkin — Your Future Cuddle Queen With Very Specific Rules <br/><br/>Looking for a dog with personality? Opinions? A detailed employee handbook on “How to Properly Interact With Her Majesty?”<br/><br/>Great. Meet Punkin, the Chow-Heeler mix who is equal parts adorable, snuggly, and hilariously dramatic.<br/><br/>Punkin is a world-class cuddler who must sleep right next to you. Not near you. Not in the same room. Right. Next. To. You. She is basically a heated weighted blanket with attitude.<br/><br/>But Punkin also believes in boundaries... very selective, highly organized boundaries:<br/><br/><br/> She's a little picky about who she likes. Think “exclusive guest list.”<br/> Other dogs? Hard pass.<br/> Cats? Absolutely not.<br/> Touching her belly, near her ears, or anywhere around her back end? Denied.<br/> And if you start petting her... don't you dare stop. Ever. She will stare at you like you've personally betrayed the family.<br/><br/><br/>Oh, and while she's eating? Please avert your eyes. Punkin prefers to dine in privacy like the refined lady she is.<br/><br/>Underneath all her quirks, Punkin is loyal, loving, comically dramatic, and wants nothing more than to be your one-and-only cuddle buddy for life. If you're looking for a dog who keeps you laughing, keeps you warm, and keeps you following her rules... Punkin is your girl.<br/><br/>Apply today and enter Punkin's world — population: you... if she likes you.

Meet Punkin — Your Future Cuddle Queen With Very Specific Rules

Looking for a dog with personality? Opinions? A detailed employee handbook on “How to Properly Interact With Her Majesty?”

Great. Meet Punkin, the Chow-Heeler mix who is equal parts adorable, snuggly, and hilariously dramatic.

Punkin is a world-class cuddler who must sleep right next to you. Not near you. Not in the same room. Right. Next. To. You. She is basically a heated weighted blanket with attitude.

But Punkin also believes in boundaries... very selective, highly organized boundaries:


She's a little picky about who she likes. Think “exclusive guest list.”
Other dogs? Hard pass.
Cats? Absolutely not.
Touching her belly, near her ears, or anywhere around her back end? Denied.
And if you start petting her... don't you dare stop. Ever. She will stare at you like you've personally betrayed the family.


Oh, and while she's eating? Please avert your eyes. Punkin prefers to dine i

Meet Punkin — Your Future Cuddle Queen With Very Specific Rules

Looking for a dog with personality? Opinions? A detailed employee handbook on “How to Properly Interact With Her Majesty?”

Great. Meet Punkin, the Chow-Heeler mix who is equal parts adorable, snuggly, and hilariously dramatic.

Punkin is a world-class cuddler who must sleep right next to you. Not near you. Not in the same room. Right. Next. To. You. She is basically a heated weighted blanket with attitude.

But Punkin also believes in boundaries... very selective, highly organized boundaries:


She's a little picky about who she likes. Think “exclusive guest list.”
Other dogs? Hard pass.
Cats? Absolutely not.
Touching her belly, near her ears, or anywhere around her back end? Denied.
And if you start petting her... don't you dare stop. Ever. She will stare at you like you've personally betrayed the family.


Oh, and while she's eating? Please avert your eyes. Punkin prefers to dine in privacy like the refined lady she is.

Underneath all her quirks, Punkin is loyal, loving, comically dramatic, and wants nothing more than to be your one-and-only cuddle buddy for life. If you're looking for a dog who keeps you laughing, keeps you warm, and keeps you following her rules... Punkin is your girl.

Apply today and enter Punkin's world — population: you... if she like