Penelope

Penelope: Because Normal is Overrated!<br/>If your life feels a little too calm, a little too quiet, and a little too... normal, then allow us to introduce you to Penelope! This Lab-Bully mix is not just a dog; she's an entire comedic act, powered by what we suspect is a lifetime supply of invisible crack. "Off switch" is a foreign concept to Penelope; she's all "on," all the time, and it's glorious.<br/>Penelope's quirky charms include an inexplicable love affair with walls (yes, she licks them, extensively), a delightful tic that manifests as random smacking fits (it's her way of saying "hello!"), and a general demeanor that suggests she might have skipped a few steps on the common sense ladder. And honestly? We wouldn't have her any other way! Did we mention she's also incredibly verbal and squeaky? Prepare for a full range of delightful (and sometimes startling) sounds.<br/>She's a social butterfly with other dogs, always eager to make new friends and engage in spirited play. However, felines beware: Penelope's energy levels are high enough to power a small city, and she might just accidentally zoom right over your resident cat. For similar reasons, older children who can appreciate her boundless zest for life would be the perfect fit.<br/>Penelope comes fully equipped for her new adventure: spayed, vaccinated, and microchipped with lifetime monitoring. If you're ready to trade predictable evenings for spontaneous laughter, wall-licking performances, and a dog who truly marches to the beat of her own very loud drum, then Penelope is your girl. Come meet your new favorite chaos coordinator!

Penelope: Because Normal is Overrated!
If your life feels a little too calm, a little too quiet, and a little too... normal, then allow us to introduce you to Penelope! This Lab-Bully mix is not just a dog; she's an entire comedic act, powered by what we suspect is a lifetime supply of invisible crack. "Off switch" is a foreign concept to Penelope; she's all "on," all the time, and it's glorious.
Penelope's quirky charms include an inexplicable love affair with walls (yes, she licks them, extensively), a delightful tic that manifests as random smacking fits (it's her way of saying "hello!"), and a general demeanor that suggests she might have skipped a few steps on the common sense ladder. And honestly? We wouldn't have her any other way! Did we mention she's also incredibly verbal and squeaky? Prepare for a full range of delightful (and sometimes startling) sounds.
She's a social butterfly with other dogs, always eager to make new friends and engage in spirited play. However, felines beware: Penelope's energy le

Penelope: Because Normal is Overrated!
If your life feels a little too calm, a little too quiet, and a little too... normal, then allow us to introduce you to Penelope! This Lab-Bully mix is not just a dog; she's an entire comedic act, powered by what we suspect is a lifetime supply of invisible crack. "Off switch" is a foreign concept to Penelope; she's all "on," all the time, and it's glorious.
Penelope's quirky charms include an inexplicable love affair with walls (yes, she licks them, extensively), a delightful tic that manifests as random smacking fits (it's her way of saying "hello!"), and a general demeanor that suggests she might have skipped a few steps on the common sense ladder. And honestly? We wouldn't have her any other way! Did we mention she's also incredibly verbal and squeaky? Prepare for a full range of delightful (and sometimes startling) sounds.
She's a social butterfly with other dogs, always eager to make new friends and engage in spirited play. However, felines beware: Penelope's energy levels are high enough to power a small city, and she might just accidentally zoom right over your resident cat. For similar reasons, older children who can appreciate her boundless zest for life would be the perfect fit.
Penelope comes fully equipped for her new adventure: spayed, vaccinated, and microchipped with lifetime monitoring. If you're ready to trade predictable evenings for spontaneou