Myles

If you’ve ever wished for a dog that looks like he’s been through at least three world wars, has a resting “back in my day” face, and could double as a grumpy-but-sweet cartoon character, congratulations! You’ve just found your match made in heaven. Myles is a 14 year old crusty chihuahua (we mean that with great love) who will make you smile without even trying.<br/><br/>Myles isn’t here to run marathons or keep up with social media trends. He’s here to be exactly what he is: a charmingly decrepit old man who likes his meals on time, his naps uninterrupted, and his head scratched just right! He’ll bark when you’re preparing dinner (his version of Uber Eats tracking your order), wander around the house like he’s looking for the TV remote, and cough every now and then like your great-uncle who refuses to give up cigars...but rest assured, despite his age, he is perfectly fine.<br/><br/>Let’s be real: Myles is not 100% housebroken. He tries, sometimes. But mostly, he’s a “when you gotta go, you gotta go” kind of guy. He doesn’t like crates (and really, at 14, who wants to be in a crate?), but he’ll happily snooze on a dog bed. Frequent potty breaks and some pee pads and he is perfectly fine. He just needs to learn your routine and homes layout, is all.<br/><br/>He’s not a velcro dog, but he is sweet, chill, affectionate. He’s hard of hearing, has cataracts, and creaks like an old rocking chair but that just makes him all the more endearing. He's good with other dogs and even cats. He doesn't want children running and shouting through the house.<br/><br/>Myles is looking for a quiet, understanding home with someone who can appreciate the humor and heart of living with a senior chihuahua who simply wants a lap to lay on and good food to be shared.<br/><br/>If you’re ready to give this little legend the retirement he deserves (and can laugh at the occasional accident), Myles will reward you with daily doses of pure, senior joy.

If you’ve ever wished for a dog that looks like he’s been through at least three world wars, has a resting “back in my day” face, and could double as a grumpy-but-sweet cartoon character, congratulations! You’ve just found your match made in heaven. Myles is a 14 year old crusty chihuahua (we mean that with great love) who will make you smile without even trying.

Myles isn’t here to run marathons or keep up with social media trends. He’s here to be exactly what he is: a charmingly decrepit old man who likes his meals on time, his naps uninterrupted, and his head scratched just right! He’ll bark when you’re preparing dinner (his version of Uber Eats tracking your order), wander around the house like he’s looking for the TV remote, and cough every now and then like your great-uncle who refuses to give up cigars...but rest assured, despite his age, he is perfectly fine.

Let’s be real: Myles is not 100% housebroken. He tries, sometimes. But mostly, he’s a “when you gotta go, you gotta go” kind of guy. He doesn’

If you’ve ever wished for a dog that looks like he’s been through at least three world wars, has a resting “back in my day” face, and could double as a grumpy-but-sweet cartoon character, congratulations! You’ve just found your match made in heaven. Myles is a 14 year old crusty chihuahua (we mean that with great love) who will make you smile without even trying.

Myles isn’t here to run marathons or keep up with social media trends. He’s here to be exactly what he is: a charmingly decrepit old man who likes his meals on time, his naps uninterrupted, and his head scratched just right! He’ll bark when you’re preparing dinner (his version of Uber Eats tracking your order), wander around the house like he’s looking for the TV remote, and cough every now and then like your great-uncle who refuses to give up cigars...but rest assured, despite his age, he is perfectly fine.

Let’s be real: Myles is not 100% housebroken. He tries, sometimes. But mostly, he’s a “when you gotta go, you gotta go” kind of guy. He doesn’t like crates (and really, at 14, who wants to be in a crate?), but he’ll happily snooze on a dog bed. Frequent potty breaks and some pee pads and he is perfectly fine. He just needs to learn your routine and homes layout, is all.

He’s not a velcro dog, but he is sweet, chill, affectionate. He’s hard of hearing, has cataracts, and creaks like an old rocking chair but that just makes him a