Max

MAX HERE — CEO OF LAP SITTING & PROFESSIONAL ESCAPE ARTISTRY! <br/><br/>Hi. I’m Max. I’m 2 years old, 12.2 pounds, and frankly, I think I’m a pretty big deal. <br/><br/>I have recently learned that humans like to put dogs in something called a “crate.” I have also learned that I absolutely, positively, 100% disagree with this concept. I have advanced escape-artist skills. Houdini who? I’ve decided crates are much more appropriately used for treats and toys . <br/><br/>But you know what I DO love? BEDTIME! I sleep all night snuggled right up next to my foster mama like the perfect little gentleman. Because obviously, why would I sleep in a crate when there is a perfectly good human available for snuggling? <br/><br/>During the day, I’m basically a corporate executive. My foster mama works, and I attend all of her meetings from the comfort of her lap. I take my job very seriously. Her coworkers absolutely love me. I’m pretty sure I could have my own corner office if they’d just give me a chance. <br/><br/>And then there are my ears.<br/><br/>MY. EARS. <br/><br/>My foster mama is obsessed with them and has to physically restrain herself from putting them in tiny ponytails. I personally think they make me look distinguished. <br/><br/>I can be a little nervous when I’m unsure about something. When I get nervous, I sometimes have a potty accident, so I’m still working on my house manners. I’ve learned that looking at the door is a pretty good way to tell my humans I need to go outside, so I’m getting there!<br/><br/>I LOVE going for walks! Just one tiny request: please don’t introduce me to other dogs . I get VERY worked up around other dogs. A home where I can be your one and only dog is best for me.<br/><br/>People, though? PEOPLE ARE GREAT. <br/><br/>I met a little girl next door and immediately became a tail-wagging fan. I also love getting attention from humans wherever I go. I’d do best in a home with adults or respectful older kids 12+ who can give me the space I need. <br/><br/>I’m looking for a forever home where someone is around often because I’m not a huge fan of being left alone. I have some separation anxiety and need a family willing to help me feel safe and secure. <br/><br/>I’m also still learning my manners around treats, so my foster family makes sure treats are given safely and separately. I’m totally happy being petted while I eat my regular food—I just have some treat-related lessons to finish up. <br/><br/>So, let’s recap:<br/><br/> Ridiculously adorable ears<br/> 12.2 pounds of personality<br/> Respectful children age 12+<br/> Professional work-from-home lap assistant<br/> Expert human-bed snuggler<br/> Toy enthusiast<br/> Learning my potty manners<br/> Prefer to be your ONLY dog<br/> Looking for a home where someone is around often<br/><br/>So if you’re looking for a little guy with giant ears, a giant personality, and a giant capacity for love, I might just be your guy.<br/><br/>I’ll bring the ears. You bring the lap. <br/><br/>— Love,<br/>Max

MAX HERE — CEO OF LAP SITTING & PROFESSIONAL ESCAPE ARTISTRY!

Hi. I’m Max. I’m 2 years old, 12.2 pounds, and frankly, I think I’m a pretty big deal.

I have recently learned that humans like to put dogs in something called a “crate.” I have also learned that I absolutely, positively, 100% disagree with this concept. I have advanced escape-artist skills. Houdini who? I’ve decided crates are much more appropriately used for treats and toys .

But you know what I DO love? BEDTIME! I sleep all night snuggled right up next to my foster mama like the perfect little gentleman. Because obviously, why would I sleep in a crate when there is a perfectly good human available for snuggling?

During the day, I’m basically a corporate executive. My foster mama works, and I attend all of her meetings from the comfort of her lap. I take my job very seriously. Her coworkers absolutely love me. I’m pretty sure I could have my own corner office if they’d just give me a chance.

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MAX HERE — CEO OF LAP SITTING & PROFESSIONAL ESCAPE ARTISTRY!

Hi. I’m Max. I’m 2 years old, 12.2 pounds, and frankly, I think I’m a pretty big deal.

I have recently learned that humans like to put dogs in something called a “crate.” I have also learned that I absolutely, positively, 100% disagree with this concept. I have advanced escape-artist skills. Houdini who? I’ve decided crates are much more appropriately used for treats and toys .

But you know what I DO love? BEDTIME! I sleep all night snuggled right up next to my foster mama like the perfect little gentleman. Because obviously, why would I sleep in a crate when there is a perfectly good human available for snuggling?

During the day, I’m basically a corporate executive. My foster mama works, and I attend all of her meetings from the comfort of her lap. I take my job very seriously. Her coworkers absolutely love me. I’m pretty sure I could have my own corner office if they’d just give me a chance.

And then there are my ears.

MY. EARS.

My foster mama is obsessed with them and has to physically restrain herself from putting them in tiny ponytails. I personally think they make me look distinguished.

I can be a little nervous when I’m unsure about something. When I get nervous, I sometimes have a potty accident, so I’m still working on my house manners. I’ve learned that looking