MARGO

Meet Margo — The Soft Butch of Your Dreams Joined: May 28, 2025 Age: 2.5 years Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier Status: Thicc, silly, and ready to snuggle About Me: Hi ladies. I’m Margo — your future copilot in the Subaru Outback of life. I’m a laid-back, goofy girl who lives for slow mornings, flannel weather, and rolling in the grass like it’s my job. I’m part couch potato, part comedian, and 100% sweetheart. I adore women and kids, and I’m looking for a calm, loving home with patient humans who understand that I’m not into men — at all. (No hard feelings, guys — it’s just not my vibe.) Around here it’s queens only, no kings. My Interests: Camping trips with cozy campfires Subaru rides with the windows down Watching women’s sports (or at least pretending to) Long naps and snack breaks Rolling in fresh grass after a good stretch Dealbreakers: No Men. Sorry fellas. Cats are fine — I’ve got a low prey drive. Looking For: A couple of outdoorsy gals or a single woman with great taste in flannel and snacks. If you’re the type who brings homemade granola to the dog park, we’ll get along just fine. Let’s make our next road trip one for the books — just you, me, and our perfectly packed Subaru.

Meet Margo — The Soft Butch of Your Dreams Joined: May 28, 2025 Age: 2.5 years Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier Status: Thicc, silly, and ready to snuggle About Me: Hi ladies. I’m Margo — your future copilot in the Subaru Outback of life. I’m a laid-back, goofy girl who lives for slow mornings, flannel weather, and rolling in the grass like it’s my job. I’m part couch potato, part comedian, and 100% sweetheart. I adore women and kids, and I’m looking for a calm, loving home with patient humans who understand that I’m not into men — at all. (No hard feelings, guys — it’s just not my vibe.) Around here it’s queens only, no kings. My Interests: Camping trips with cozy campfires Subaru rides with the windows down Watching women’s sports (or at least pretending to) Long naps and snack breaks Rolling in fresh grass after a good stretch Dealbreakers: No Men. Sorry fellas. Cats are fine — I’ve got a low prey drive. Looking For: A couple of outdoorsy gals or a single woman with great taste in flannel and snacks. If you’r

Meet Margo — The Soft Butch of Your Dreams Joined: May 28, 2025 Age: 2.5 years Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier Status: Thicc, silly, and ready to snuggle About Me: Hi ladies. I’m Margo — your future copilot in the Subaru Outback of life. I’m a laid-back, goofy girl who lives for slow mornings, flannel weather, and rolling in the grass like it’s my job. I’m part couch potato, part comedian, and 100% sweetheart. I adore women and kids, and I’m looking for a calm, loving home with patient humans who understand that I’m not into men — at all. (No hard feelings, guys — it’s just not my vibe.) Around here it’s queens only, no kings. My Interests: Camping trips with cozy campfires Subaru rides with the windows down Watching women’s sports (or at least pretending to) Long naps and snack breaks Rolling in fresh grass after a good stretch Dealbreakers: No Men. Sorry fellas. Cats are fine — I’ve got a low prey drive. Looking For: A couple of outdoorsy gals or a single woman with great taste in flannel and snacks. If you’re the type who brings homemade granola to the dog park, we’ll get along just fine. Let’s make our next road trip one for the books — just you, me, and our perfectly packed Subaru.