Madeline

✨ Meet Madeline — the 2-year-old Frenchie with the mental age of an 8-week-old potato nugget ✨<br/><br/>If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live with a toddler trapped in a tiny, bat-eared body… congratulations, you’re about to find out. Madeline (Maddy to her friends—and she considers everyone her friend) is obnoxiously loving, adventure-charged, and fully committed to the “zoomies first, think later” lifestyle.<br/><br/>This girl bounces between LET’S GO DO EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW and oh wait… are those cuddles?? for ME?? faster than you can say “Frenchies are chaos goblins.”<br/><br/>She’s learning all her training from scratch because, until now, life was never about her. As a former mill mama, her whole world was producing cute puppies for someone else to profit from. But those days are done, and we’re making sure that from now on, life is 100% about Madeline—her joy, her comfort, her silliness, her glow-up.<br/><br/>So…<br/>If you’re looking to add a young, fun-as-heck Frenchie who’s ready to experience the world, learn everything she missed, and add laughter, chaos, and holiday-season cuddles to your life?<br/><br/>Meet Maddy.<br/>She’s ready to be someone’s Christmas miracle and year-round sidekick.

✨ Meet Madeline — the 2-year-old Frenchie with the mental age of an 8-week-old potato nugget ✨

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live with a toddler trapped in a tiny, bat-eared body… congratulations, you’re about to find out. Madeline (Maddy to her friends—and she considers everyone her friend) is obnoxiously loving, adventure-charged, and fully committed to the “zoomies first, think later” lifestyle.

This girl bounces between LET’S GO DO EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW and oh wait… are those cuddles?? for ME?? faster than you can say “Frenchies are chaos goblins.”

She’s learning all her training from scratch because, until now, life was never about her. As a former mill mama, her whole world was producing cute puppies for someone else to profit from. But those days are done, and we’re making sure that from now on, life is 100% about Madeline—her joy, her comfort, her silliness, her glow-up.

So…
If you’re looking to add a young, fun-as-heck Frenchie who’s ready to experience the world, l

✨ Meet Madeline — the 2-year-old Frenchie with the mental age of an 8-week-old potato nugget ✨

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live with a toddler trapped in a tiny, bat-eared body… congratulations, you’re about to find out. Madeline (Maddy to her friends—and she considers everyone her friend) is obnoxiously loving, adventure-charged, and fully committed to the “zoomies first, think later” lifestyle.

This girl bounces between LET’S GO DO EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW and oh wait… are those cuddles?? for ME?? faster than you can say “Frenchies are chaos goblins.”

She’s learning all her training from scratch because, until now, life was never about her. As a former mill mama, her whole world was producing cute puppies for someone else to profit from. But those days are done, and we’re making sure that from now on, life is 100% about Madeline—her joy, her comfort, her silliness, her glow-up.

So…
If you’re looking to add a young, fun-as-heck Frenchie who’s ready to experience the world, learn everything she missed, and add laughter, chaos, and holiday-season cuddles to your life?

Meet Maddy.
She’s ready to be someone’s Christmas miracle and year-round sidekick.