Lunita - Luna

Lunita may only be three, but don’t let that fool you—she’s got the energy of a retired grandma who’s seen it all and has zero time for nonsense. She’s the type to side-eye the neighborhood puppies, sigh dramatically, and retreat to her favorite sunspot with the weight of the world on her tiny Chihuahua shoulders. <br/><br/>She’s sweet as sugar but don’t mistake her for a pushover—Luna is the ultimate protector of her chosen humans. If you’re a woman, congrats, you just gained a devoted little shadow. If you’re a man, well… it might take some time, but she’ll consider letting you into her inner circle. Just don’t expect her to call you sir anytime soon. <br/><br/>Luna thrives in a chill, low-key home where the energy level matches her own—slow and steady, preferably with snacks. She’s great with other dogs, cool with cats, and does well with older kids who understand that a lady of her stature deserves respect. She walks politely on a leash, does well in the house, and is fully potty trained. Crates? Meh. She’ll tolerate them, but let’s be honest—royalty belongs on a throne, not in a cage. <br/><br/>She’s spayed, vaccinated, and ready to settle into her forever home. Ideally, somewhere with cozy blankets, a routine dinner schedule, and possibly a pack of Virginia Slims (metaphorically, of course). If you’re looking for a best friend who will love you fiercely, judge you lightly, and nap next to you like it’s her full-time job, Luna is your girl.

Lunita may only be three, but don’t let that fool you—she’s got the energy of a retired grandma who’s seen it all and has zero time for nonsense. She’s the type to side-eye the neighborhood puppies, sigh dramatically, and retreat to her favorite sunspot with the weight of the world on her tiny Chihuahua shoulders.

She’s sweet as sugar but don’t mistake her for a pushover—Luna is the ultimate protector of her chosen humans. If you’re a woman, congrats, you just gained a devoted little shadow. If you’re a man, well… it might take some time, but she’ll consider letting you into her inner circle. Just don’t expect her to call you sir anytime soon.

Luna thrives in a chill, low-key home where the energy level matches her own—slow and steady, preferably with snacks. She’s great with other dogs, cool with cats, and does well with older kids who understand that a lady of her stature deserves respect. She walks politely on a leash, does well in the house, and is fully potty trained. Crates? Meh. She’ll tolerate t

Lunita may only be three, but don’t let that fool you—she’s got the energy of a retired grandma who’s seen it all and has zero time for nonsense. She’s the type to side-eye the neighborhood puppies, sigh dramatically, and retreat to her favorite sunspot with the weight of the world on her tiny Chihuahua shoulders.

She’s sweet as sugar but don’t mistake her for a pushover—Luna is the ultimate protector of her chosen humans. If you’re a woman, congrats, you just gained a devoted little shadow. If you’re a man, well… it might take some time, but she’ll consider letting you into her inner circle. Just don’t expect her to call you sir anytime soon.

Luna thrives in a chill, low-key home where the energy level matches her own—slow and steady, preferably with snacks. She’s great with other dogs, cool with cats, and does well with older kids who understand that a lady of her stature deserves respect. She walks politely on a leash, does well in the house, and is fully potty trained. Crates? Meh. She’ll tolerate them, but let’s be honest—royalty belongs on a throne, not in a cage.

She’s spayed, vaccinated, and ready to settle into her forever home. Ideally, somewhere with cozy blankets, a routine dinner schedule, and possibly a pack of Virginia Slims (metaphorically, of course). If you’re looking for a best friend who will love you fiercely, judge you lightly, and nap next to you like it’s her f