Jordan

Jordan<br/> What in the jolly hawt hippo do we have here?!!?<br/>Wouldn't you know it? It's ME -Jordan!!!!<br/> I'm famous for many things...not the least amongst them is my permanent cheesin' face. My lips are practically glued into a splendid smile of joy! Stoke factor high!!<br/> Since I'm pretty much perfect, there's really not much to say except you'd be a dern fool to not run to your computer IMMEDIATELY to adopt my sausage-y shaped self....but I digress.<br/> I know you want to get to know me better so here are some of the things I enjoy-<br/>~ YOU!! Big human? Little human (these are my FAVORITE!!!!)? Ugly human? Stinky human? I don't care how big your nose is or how bad your toots stink. Are you a NICE human? If so, I LOVE YOU!!!<br/>~SNACKS!!! I know, I know...some of y'all think it looks like I need a trot around the block a time or two..BUT you don't know everything! What is life for if not to ENJOY it??! Snacks...MMmmmmm..<br/>~WALKIES!!!!! Crikies do I LOVE a good walkie.. All those sniffs! All that beautiful sky! Maybe a snack or two...<br/>~WATER!!! I LOVE water!<br/>~Other dogs okay, too!!<br/><br/>I really am aaammmaaaaazzziiinng!! I'll oink my own horn any day of the week!<br/> At only 5 years young, I'm the perfect age to sashay on into your life like I've been there all along.<br/>~Fully vetted and prepped to start my new life with my FUREVER folks!!<br/> And as you can see, I am inclined to be described as svelte.~<br/><br/>Pop on over to PrairieSongRescue.org to apply to make this walkin' snackin' love bug a part of your family today!!<br/> <br/>Dog Bless!

Jordan
What in the jolly hawt hippo do we have here?!!?
Wouldn't you know it? It's ME -Jordan!!!!
I'm famous for many things...not the least amongst them is my permanent cheesin' face. My lips are practically glued into a splendid smile of joy! Stoke factor high!!
Since I'm pretty much perfect, there's really not much to say except you'd be a dern fool to not run to your computer IMMEDIATELY to adopt my sausage-y shaped self....but I digress.
I know you want to get to know me better so here are some of the things I enjoy-
~ YOU!! Big human? Little human (these are my FAVORITE!!!!)? Ugly human? Stinky human? I don't care how big your nose is or how bad your toots stink. Are you a NICE human? If so, I LOVE YOU!!!
~SNACKS!!! I know, I know...some of y'all think it looks like I need a trot around the block a time or two..BUT you don't know everything! What is life for if not to ENJOY it??! Snacks...MMmmmmm..
~WALKIES!!!!! Crikies do I LOVE a good walkie.. All those sniffs! All that beaut

Jordan
What in the jolly hawt hippo do we have here?!!?
Wouldn't you know it? It's ME -Jordan!!!!
I'm famous for many things...not the least amongst them is my permanent cheesin' face. My lips are practically glued into a splendid smile of joy! Stoke factor high!!
Since I'm pretty much perfect, there's really not much to say except you'd be a dern fool to not run to your computer IMMEDIATELY to adopt my sausage-y shaped self....but I digress.
I know you want to get to know me better so here are some of the things I enjoy-
~ YOU!! Big human? Little human (these are my FAVORITE!!!!)? Ugly human? Stinky human? I don't care how big your nose is or how bad your toots stink. Are you a NICE human? If so, I LOVE YOU!!!
~SNACKS!!! I know, I know...some of y'all think it looks like I need a trot around the block a time or two..BUT you don't know everything! What is life for if not to ENJOY it??! Snacks...MMmmmmm..
~WALKIES!!!!! Crikies do I LOVE a good walkie.. All those sniffs! All that beautiful sky! Maybe a snack or two...
~WATER!!! I LOVE water!
~Other dogs okay, too!!

I really am aaammmaaaaazzziiinng!! I'll oink my own horn any day of the week!
At only 5 years young, I'm the perfect age to sashay on into your life like I've been there all along.
~Fully vetted and prepped to start my new life with my FUREVER folks!!
And as you can see, I am inclined