Jeannie

? Meet Jeannie (a.k.a. Eugene) – The Squishy-Faced King of Couch Potatoes ?<br/><br/>? Available for Adoption – $500<br/><br/>Let’s clear one thing up right away: Jeannie is a boy, despite the name—and he carries it with confidence and zero apologies. He’s a 6-year-old, all-black French Bulldog with a low-maintenance lifestyle, a loud snore, and a soft spot for belly rubs.<br/><br/>This guy is the blueprint for a classic Frenchie:<br/> • Loves to lounge<br/> • Snorts like he means it<br/> • Lives for cuddles, snacks, and a squeaky toy<br/> • Follows commands… only when it suits him ?<br/><br/>? House trained<br/>? Crate trained<br/>? Knows basic commands<br/>? Fully vaccinated, microchipped, and heartworm negative<br/>? On regular preventions<br/><br/>? Personality Snapshot:<br/>Jeannie is laid-back but playful, a total character, and the kind of dog who makes you laugh just by existing. He’s very affectionate, good with other dogs (especially smaller ones), and loves his humans big time. However, he’s naturally more dominant, so he’ll need a home without another dominant dog.<br/><br/>? Health Notes:<br/>This boy comes with the standard Frenchie quirks. He’s prone to chronic ear infections and needs a fish-based, grain-free, high-quality diet to manage his food allergies. Nothing wild—just something to stay on top of. He’s otherwise in great shape and ready for a loving, funny, and bulldog-fluent home to chill with.<br/><br/>? His Ideal Home:<br/> • A home that understands bulldog behavior and quirks<br/> • No dominant dogs (laid-back siblings are fine)<br/> • Someone okay with occasional vet visits for ear care<br/> • A good couch and a sense of humor are highly recommended<br/><br/>Jeannie isn’t looking to be babied—he’s looking to be respected, snuggled, fed well, and appreciated for the funny little snorting loaf that he is. If you’ve got space in your heart and your home for a low-riding king with an epic side-eye and a waddle to match, this is your guy.<br/><br/>? Interested in adopting Jeannie?<br/>Shoot us an email with some info about yourself and why you think Jeannie would be the perfect addition to your family. We’ll send over an adoption application. Applications are required before any meet-and-greet is scheduled. Once approved, we’ll set up the rest.<br/><br/>Let’s get this squishy-faced boy the retirement home—and belly rubs—he deserves

? Meet Jeannie (a.k.a. Eugene) – The Squishy-Faced King of Couch Potatoes ?

? Available for Adoption – $500

Let’s clear one thing up right away: Jeannie is a boy, despite the name—and he carries it with confidence and zero apologies. He’s a 6-year-old, all-black French Bulldog with a low-maintenance lifestyle, a loud snore, and a soft spot for belly rubs.

This guy is the blueprint for a classic Frenchie:
• Loves to lounge
• Snorts like he means it
• Lives for cuddles, snacks, and a squeaky toy
• Follows commands… only when it suits him ?

? House trained
? Crate trained
? Knows basic commands
? Fully vaccinated, microchipped, and heartworm negative
? On regular preventions

? Personality Snapshot:
Jeannie is laid-back but playful, a total character, and the kind of dog who makes you laugh just by existing. He’s very affectionate, good with other dogs (especially smaller ones), and loves his humans big time. However, he’s naturally more dominan

? Meet Jeannie (a.k.a. Eugene) – The Squishy-Faced King of Couch Potatoes ?

? Available for Adoption – $500

Let’s clear one thing up right away: Jeannie is a boy, despite the name—and he carries it with confidence and zero apologies. He’s a 6-year-old, all-black French Bulldog with a low-maintenance lifestyle, a loud snore, and a soft spot for belly rubs.

This guy is the blueprint for a classic Frenchie:
• Loves to lounge
• Snorts like he means it
• Lives for cuddles, snacks, and a squeaky toy
• Follows commands… only when it suits him ?

? House trained
? Crate trained
? Knows basic commands
? Fully vaccinated, microchipped, and heartworm negative
? On regular preventions

? Personality Snapshot:
Jeannie is laid-back but playful, a total character, and the kind of dog who makes you laugh just by existing. He’s very affectionate, good with other dogs (especially smaller ones), and loves his humans big time. However, he’s naturally more dominant, so he’ll need a home without another dominant dog.

? Health Notes:
This boy comes with the standard Frenchie quirks. He’s prone to chronic ear infections and needs a fish-based, grain-free, high-quality diet to manage his food allergies. Nothing wild—just something to stay on top of. He’s otherwise in great shape and ready for a loving, funny, and bulldog-fluent home to chill with.