Jack-Bouncer (at the cuddle club).

This is a courtesy posting Jack is not part of UPSHOT and we are listing him to try to help get him seen. If you’re interested, please fill out the adoption application at the bottom of this page for paw crossed animal rescue where he is.<br/>⸻<br/>HELLO.<br/>It is me. Jack.<br/><br/>Before you ask:<br/>YES I am wearing a tie.<br/>YES I am employed..<br/>My job is Bouncer (at the cuddle club).<br/><br/>People keep saying I look “intimidating.”<br/>That’s crazy because I am actually:<br/><br/>🧁 80% marshmallow<br/>🦛 20% thick-bodied waddle machine<br/>👂 100% ears<br/><br/>My ears are so big I can hear:<br/>• you opening cheese<br/>• your ex texting “hey”<br/>• your thoughts<br/>• the word “treat” in a different dimension<br/><br/>Let me clear something up:<br/>I do NOT want to fight anyone.<br/>I want to:<br/>💘 fall in love<br/>🛋️ take your couch<br/>🐶 politely play with dogs of all sizes<br/>🥹 be told I’m a good boy approximately 900 times per day<br/><br/>I have been overlooked for a long time, which is honestly rude because I am:<br/><br/>• 5 years old <br/>• smart<br/>• athletic<br/>• goofy<br/>• shaped like a bodyguard<br/>• emotionally a stuffed animal<br/><br/>This Valentine’s Day, while other dogs get adopted,<br/>I will be here at Paws Crossed Animal Rescue (Elmsford, NY)<br/>trying to get seen.<br/><br/>Please fill out the adoption application to learn more about me.<br/>(I promise I am worth the paperwork.)<br/><br/>https://www.pawscrossedny.org/available-dogs<br/><br/>And then we can live happily ever after and I will waddle dramatically into your arms like a romantic hippo.<br/><br/>THANK YOU.<br/>I love you.<br/>I am available.<br/>Call me. 🐾

This is a courtesy posting Jack is not part of UPSHOT and we are listing him to try to help get him seen. If you’re interested, please fill out the adoption application at the bottom of this page for paw crossed animal rescue where he is.
⸻
HELLO.
It is me. Jack.

Before you ask:
YES I am wearing a tie.
YES I am employed..
My job is Bouncer (at the cuddle club).

People keep saying I look “intimidating.”
That’s crazy because I am actually:

🧁 80% marshmallow
🦛 20% thick-bodied waddle machine
👂 100% ears

My ears are so big I can hear:
• you opening cheese
• your ex texting “hey”
• your thoughts
• the word “treat” in a different dimension

Let me clear something up:
I do NOT want to fight anyone.
I want to:
💘 fall in love
🛋️ take your couch
🐶 politely play with dogs of all sizes
🥹 be told I’m a good boy approximately 900 times per day

I have been overlooked for a long time, which is honestly rude

This is a courtesy posting Jack is not part of UPSHOT and we are listing him to try to help get him seen. If you’re interested, please fill out the adoption application at the bottom of this page for paw crossed animal rescue where he is.
⸻
HELLO.
It is me. Jack.

Before you ask:
YES I am wearing a tie.
YES I am employed..
My job is Bouncer (at the cuddle club).

People keep saying I look “intimidating.”
That’s crazy because I am actually:

🧁 80% marshmallow
🦛 20% thick-bodied waddle machine
👂 100% ears

My ears are so big I can hear:
• you opening cheese
• your ex texting “hey”
• your thoughts
• the word “treat” in a different dimension

Let me clear something up:
I do NOT want to fight anyone.
I want to:
💘 fall in love
🛋️ take your couch
🐶 politely play with dogs of all sizes
🥹 be told I’m a good boy approximately 900 times per day

I have been overlooked for a long time, which is honestly rude because I am:

• 5 years old
• smart
• athletic
• goofy
• shaped like a bodyguard
• emotionally a stuffed animal

This Valentine’s Day, while other dogs get adopted,
I will be here at Paws Crossed Animal Rescue (Elmsford, NY)
trying to get seen.

Please fill out the adoption application to learn more about me.
(I promise I am worth the pape