Heinz

<p>Heinz... very funny. I mean, just because you smart alecks can't figure out my "bloodlines" doesn't mean you should name me after a pickle maker. &nbsp;Sheesh! I'm a great guy, I play with the toys, I chase the ball and I sit on the bench with you and this is what I get? I'm an AMERICAN dog, representative of the great melting pot that is our nation. I am my own diversity program!! Someone come get me out of here to a place where I can love a family, be myself and enjoy this great nation!! For the love of Milk Bones!&nbsp;</p>

Heinz... very funny. I mean, just because you smart alecks can't figure out my "bloodlines" doesn't mean you should name me after a pickle maker.  Sheesh! I'm a great guy, I play with the toys, I chase the ball and I sit on the bench with you and this is what I get? I'm an AMERICAN dog, representative of the great melting pot that is our nation. I am my own diversity program!! Someone come get me out of here to a place where I can love a family, be myself and enjoy this great nation!! For the love of Milk Bones! 

Heinz... very funny. I mean, just because you smart alecks can't figure out my "bloodlines" doesn't mean you should name me after a pickle maker.  Sheesh! I'm a great guy, I play with the toys, I chase the ball and I sit on the bench with you and this is what I get? I'm an AMERICAN dog, representative of the great melting pot that is our nation. I am my own diversity program!! Someone come get me out of here to a place where I can love a family, be myself and enjoy this great nation!! For the love of Milk Bones!