Gus

? Listen up, peasants. My name is Gus, and frankly, I'm kind of a big deal.<br/><br/>You're looking at a canine masterpiece. I'm not just potty trained; I'm fully optimized for indoor living. My crate skills? Immaculate. My manners? Top-notch. I don't jump on you, I don't steal your sad little sandwiches off the counter, and I come when you call. Basically, I’m the best roommate you’ll ever have. I’m a professional love bug who lives for a good snuggle session and an excellent butt wiggle presentation. Brush me? Yes, please. Scratch my ears? You bet your bottom dollar. Give me a couch to sprawl on and I'll even provide the soundtrack: a very dignified, happy "woo woo."<br/><br/>My resume also includes expert-level dog daycare diplomat and elite security guard. I'm excellent at being home alone and can relax solo, so you can go buy more of the good chew toys I deserve.<br/><br/>? My Social Life vs. My Castle Guard Duties Now, for the part where I get real. Outside of my kingdom, I’m a total socialite! I love going to pet stores and am always happy to say hello to new people and dogs there. I am a star student at doggie daycare, where I play respectfully with my buddies. I'm perfectly happy as an only dog- but would also love a sibling. <br/>________________________________________<br/>However, I am extremely serious about home security. I am a shockingly backyard sheriff who will bark with the righteous fury of a thousand suns if a squirrel dares to cross my yard, and I will be vocal when people first enter my home or yard. If you have non-stop foot traffic or a chaotic revolving door of guests, keep scrolling.<br/>? What I Need in My Forever Home<br/>• A Quiet Castle: I need a chill, predictable environment.<br/>• A Fenced Kingdom: A secure yard is required so I can patrol and bark at backyard trespassers (i.e., leaves and birds).<br/>• An Adoring Human who appreciates a distinguished gentleman who is 95% cuddle machine and 5% backyard sheriff when on duty at home.<br/>You won't regret having this much fabulousness in your life.<br/>(I'm neutered and all my shots are current. Obviously.) Gus is looking for his forever home and is available for adoption with Furbaby Rescue, and is being fostered in Bellingham, WA. Contact his foster mom, Angi, at Tails-A-Wagging for more information.<br/>I am 2 years old and weigh 80 lbs,

? Listen up, peasants. My name is Gus, and frankly, I'm kind of a big deal.

You're looking at a canine masterpiece. I'm not just potty trained; I'm fully optimized for indoor living. My crate skills? Immaculate. My manners? Top-notch. I don't jump on you, I don't steal your sad little sandwiches off the counter, and I come when you call. Basically, I’m the best roommate you’ll ever have. I’m a professional love bug who lives for a good snuggle session and an excellent butt wiggle presentation. Brush me? Yes, please. Scratch my ears? You bet your bottom dollar. Give me a couch to sprawl on and I'll even provide the soundtrack: a very dignified, happy "woo woo."

My resume also includes expert-level dog daycare diplomat and elite security guard. I'm excellent at being home alone and can relax solo, so you can go buy more of the good chew toys I deserve.

? My Social Life vs. My Castle Guard Duties Now, for the part where I get real. Outside of my kingdom, I’m a total socialite! I love going to pet stor

? Listen up, peasants. My name is Gus, and frankly, I'm kind of a big deal.

You're looking at a canine masterpiece. I'm not just potty trained; I'm fully optimized for indoor living. My crate skills? Immaculate. My manners? Top-notch. I don't jump on you, I don't steal your sad little sandwiches off the counter, and I come when you call. Basically, I’m the best roommate you’ll ever have. I’m a professional love bug who lives for a good snuggle session and an excellent butt wiggle presentation. Brush me? Yes, please. Scratch my ears? You bet your bottom dollar. Give me a couch to sprawl on and I'll even provide the soundtrack: a very dignified, happy "woo woo."

My resume also includes expert-level dog daycare diplomat and elite security guard. I'm excellent at being home alone and can relax solo, so you can go buy more of the good chew toys I deserve.

? My Social Life vs. My Castle Guard Duties Now, for the part where I get real. Outside of my kingdom, I’m a total socialite! I love going to pet stores and am always happy to say hello to new people and dogs there. I am a star student at doggie daycare, where I play respectfully with my buddies. I'm perfectly happy as an only dog- but would also love a sibling.
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