Goliath

Hiiiiii. I'm Goliath. Yes, like the giant. No, I will not be fighting David. I am retired from combat and currently specializing in cuddles. I'm a 4-year-old, very handsome (if I do say so myself) black Pit Bull with a heart approximately the size of Texas. (That's big. Very big. I checked.)<br/><br/>Let's get the important stuff out of the way:<br/>Dog friendly - CHECK<br/>Kid friendly - CHECK<br/>People friendly - CHECK<br/>Cats? Not so much. (I prefer my felines... fictional. Like Garfield.)<br/><br/>I am a professional affection enthusiast. If you are sitting, I will lean. If you are standing, I will lean. If you are lying down, I hope you like a weighted blanket named Goliath! I love walks, toys and chew bones. And, I've been practicing my “puppy dog eyes” in the mirror. I'd say I've reached Olympic level. One look and you'll be saying, “Well, I guess he DOES need that extra treat... and also my couch... and possibly my entire heart.”<br/><br/>Despite my mighty name, I am mostly:<br/>-80% sweet baby<br/>-15% enthusiastic tail wag<br/>-5% “Did you say walk?”<br/><br/>I'm past the wild puppy phase, but still young enough to keep life fun. I promise to protect your house from mail carriers, accompany you on adventures, and remind you daily that you are my favorite human. So what do you say? Ready to adopt a giant marshmallow disguised as a big black dog? Apply now! My adoption fee $40.

Hiiiiii. I'm Goliath. Yes, like the giant. No, I will not be fighting David. I am retired from combat and currently specializing in cuddles. I'm a 4-year-old, very handsome (if I do say so myself) black Pit Bull with a heart approximately the size of Texas. (That's big. Very big. I checked.)

Let's get the important stuff out of the way:
Dog friendly - CHECK
Kid friendly - CHECK
People friendly - CHECK
Cats? Not so much. (I prefer my felines... fictional. Like Garfield.)

I am a professional affection enthusiast. If you are sitting, I will lean. If you are standing, I will lean. If you are lying down, I hope you like a weighted blanket named Goliath! I love walks, toys and chew bones. And, I've been practicing my “puppy dog eyes” in the mirror. I'd say I've reached Olympic level. One look and you'll be saying, “Well, I guess he DOES need that extra treat... and also my couch... and possibly my entire heart.”

Despite my mighty name, I am mostly:
-80% sweet baby
-15% enthusiasti

Hiiiiii. I'm Goliath. Yes, like the giant. No, I will not be fighting David. I am retired from combat and currently specializing in cuddles. I'm a 4-year-old, very handsome (if I do say so myself) black Pit Bull with a heart approximately the size of Texas. (That's big. Very big. I checked.)

Let's get the important stuff out of the way:
Dog friendly - CHECK
Kid friendly - CHECK
People friendly - CHECK
Cats? Not so much. (I prefer my felines... fictional. Like Garfield.)

I am a professional affection enthusiast. If you are sitting, I will lean. If you are standing, I will lean. If you are lying down, I hope you like a weighted blanket named Goliath! I love walks, toys and chew bones. And, I've been practicing my “puppy dog eyes” in the mirror. I'd say I've reached Olympic level. One look and you'll be saying, “Well, I guess he DOES need that extra treat... and also my couch... and possibly my entire heart.”

Despite my mighty name, I am mostly:
-80% sweet baby
-15% enthusiastic tail wag
-5% “Did you say walk?”

I'm past the wild puppy phase, but still young enough to keep life fun. I promise to protect your house from mail carriers, accompany you on adventures, and remind you daily that you are my favorite human. So what do you say? Ready to adopt a giant marshmallow disguised as a big black dog? Apply now! My adoption fee $40.