Goldfish

Hi, I'm Goldfish... and I'm this close to wrapping myself under your tree. <br/>Hey. Hey you. Yes, you with the opposable thumbs and the snacks.<br/>I'm Goldfish, a nearly 5-year-old festive lady house hippo (okay fine, dog) and I am desperately seeking a human who appreciates wiggles, snacks, and emotional support loafing.<br/>Let's get a few things straight:<br/>I'm dog selective, which means... some dogs are annoying and I won't apologize for having standards.<br/> I'm great with kids because they drop food and tell me I'm pretty.<br/>I'm food motivated, which is a polite way of saying: I will absolutely do crimes for treats.<br/>I love walks even though my wiggle probably qualifies as a public distraction.<br/> I am, in fact, a certified house hippo and if you sit down... I will sit on you.<br/>Listen, PLEASE! <br/>It's the holidays. I'm out here giving maximum sparkle, unlimited cuddles, and enough affection to power the entire North Pole... and yet...<br/>I still don't have my forever couch.<br/>So please. For the love of all things merry and snackable-<br/>Pick me. Love me. Let me wiggle into your home and heart.<br/>I promise I'm cute. I promise I'm cuddly.<br/>And yes... I promise to share the blanket. (Mostly.)

Hi, I'm Goldfish... and I'm this close to wrapping myself under your tree.
Hey. Hey you. Yes, you with the opposable thumbs and the snacks.
I'm Goldfish, a nearly 5-year-old festive lady house hippo (okay fine, dog) and I am desperately seeking a human who appreciates wiggles, snacks, and emotional support loafing.
Let's get a few things straight:
I'm dog selective, which means... some dogs are annoying and I won't apologize for having standards.
I'm great with kids because they drop food and tell me I'm pretty.
I'm food motivated, which is a polite way of saying: I will absolutely do crimes for treats.
I love walks even though my wiggle probably qualifies as a public distraction.
I am, in fact, a certified house hippo and if you sit down... I will sit on you.
Listen, PLEASE!
It's the holidays. I'm out here giving maximum sparkle, unlimited cuddles, and enough affection to power the entire North Pole... and yet...
I still don't have my forever couch.
So please. For the love

Hi, I'm Goldfish... and I'm this close to wrapping myself under your tree.
Hey. Hey you. Yes, you with the opposable thumbs and the snacks.
I'm Goldfish, a nearly 5-year-old festive lady house hippo (okay fine, dog) and I am desperately seeking a human who appreciates wiggles, snacks, and emotional support loafing.
Let's get a few things straight:
I'm dog selective, which means... some dogs are annoying and I won't apologize for having standards.
I'm great with kids because they drop food and tell me I'm pretty.
I'm food motivated, which is a polite way of saying: I will absolutely do crimes for treats.
I love walks even though my wiggle probably qualifies as a public distraction.
I am, in fact, a certified house hippo and if you sit down... I will sit on you.
Listen, PLEASE!
It's the holidays. I'm out here giving maximum sparkle, unlimited cuddles, and enough affection to power the entire North Pole... and yet...
I still don't have my forever couch.
So please. For the love of all things merry and snackable-
Pick me. Love me. Let me wiggle into your home and heart.
I promise I'm cute. I promise I'm cuddly.
And yes... I promise to share the blanket. (Mostly.)