Goldfish

Hello. It's me. Goldfish. <br/>Nearly 5 years old. Certified house hippo , full-time good girl <br/>I have been at ACS since OCTOBER 2025 <br/>Which is... a long time? Too long? Embarrassingly long? <br/>They checked the math . Everyone agrees: this makes no sense.<br/>Allow me to state my case <br/>First of all -<br/> If you sit down, I will sit on you.<br/>This is not a suggestion. This is my lifestyle. Lap dog energy. Zero regrets.<br/> Kids? Love them.<br/>They love me too. Snacks fall . Compliments are given. A beautiful system.<br/> Other dogs?<br/>I am selective. I have standards. Some pass the vibe check <br/>Some do not . I know my worth and I stand by it.<br/> Food motivated?<br/>Yes. Deeply. I will learn tricks . I will steal hearts <br/>I may commit minor snack-related crimes. Allegedly.<br/> Walks? Big fan.<br/>I enjoy strolls, wiggling, and making strangers smile against their will <br/> Cuddles?<br/>Extreme. Professional. Championship level <br/>Elite loafing . Excellent emotional support. Expert couch warmer <br/>And yet...<br/>AND YET...<br/>I am still here at ACS <br/>Watching people walk past. Watching other dogs leave. <br/>Being perfect.<br/>Waiting.<br/>I do not belong in a shelter <br/>I belong on a couch <br/>YOUR couch. <br/>Please share me <br/>Talk about me <br/>Come meet me <br/>The humans are begging.<br/>I am also begging. (Politely. But intensely.) <br/>Please! Help get me home.<br/>Like... now.

Hello. It's me. Goldfish.
Nearly 5 years old. Certified house hippo , full-time good girl
I have been at ACS since OCTOBER 2025
Which is... a long time? Too long? Embarrassingly long?
They checked the math . Everyone agrees: this makes no sense.
Allow me to state my case
First of all -
If you sit down, I will sit on you.
This is not a suggestion. This is my lifestyle. Lap dog energy. Zero regrets.
Kids? Love them.
They love me too. Snacks fall . Compliments are given. A beautiful system.
Other dogs?
I am selective. I have standards. Some pass the vibe check
Some do not . I know my worth and I stand by it.
Food motivated?
Yes. Deeply. I will learn tricks . I will steal hearts
I may commit minor snack-related crimes. Allegedly.
Walks? Big fan.
I enjoy strolls, wiggling, and making strangers smile against their will
Cuddles?
Extreme. Professional. Championship level
Elite loafing . Excellent emotional support. Expert couch warmer

Hello. It's me. Goldfish.
Nearly 5 years old. Certified house hippo , full-time good girl
I have been at ACS since OCTOBER 2025
Which is... a long time? Too long? Embarrassingly long?
They checked the math . Everyone agrees: this makes no sense.
Allow me to state my case
First of all -
If you sit down, I will sit on you.
This is not a suggestion. This is my lifestyle. Lap dog energy. Zero regrets.
Kids? Love them.
They love me too. Snacks fall . Compliments are given. A beautiful system.
Other dogs?
I am selective. I have standards. Some pass the vibe check
Some do not . I know my worth and I stand by it.
Food motivated?
Yes. Deeply. I will learn tricks . I will steal hearts
I may commit minor snack-related crimes. Allegedly.
Walks? Big fan.
I enjoy strolls, wiggling, and making strangers smile against their will
Cuddles?
Extreme. Professional. Championship level
Elite loafing . Excellent emotional support. Expert couch warmer
And yet...
AND YET...
I am still here at ACS
Watching people walk past. Watching other dogs leave.
Being perfect.
Waiting.
I do not belong in a shelter
I belong on a couch
YOUR couch.
Please share me
Talk about me
Come meet me
The humans are begging.
I am also begging. (Politely. But intensely.)
Please! Help get me home.
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