Fred

WHAT AM I?<br/>Lets see, …I’m a TORPEDO! Nope. Not quite that fast. <br/>I’m a PLANT! No, I just like to roll in grass. <br/>OH, OH, I KNOW, I’m a LION! Rawr! Well, except I can’t climb trees. <br/>Wait, I got it! I’m a STORY! I might be a “short” story, but still the best story. <br/>WHAT AM I REALLY?<br/>I’m the puppy with the adorable face and the cute helicooter ears. I’m a comedian sent here to make you chuckle. I’m the sugary sweet guy that you want to have around. Loyalty is my thing. You’ll want to have me in your corner, but while there I might chew on your ankles. I’m the 6 week old cuddle-monster that belongs in your lap and in your bed. Call me a toy-fanatic. Call me Crazy-Eyes. Call me the human whisperer. Call me your bestfriend!<br/>My name is Fred. I come to Freddy, but my full name is Fredrick the Fantastic and I am ADOPTABLE. ?

WHAT AM I?
Lets see, …I’m a TORPEDO! Nope. Not quite that fast.
I’m a PLANT! No, I just like to roll in grass.
OH, OH, I KNOW, I’m a LION! Rawr! Well, except I can’t climb trees.
Wait, I got it! I’m a STORY! I might be a “short” story, but still the best story.
WHAT AM I REALLY?
I’m the puppy with the adorable face and the cute helicooter ears. I’m a comedian sent here to make you chuckle. I’m the sugary sweet guy that you want to have around. Loyalty is my thing. You’ll want to have me in your corner, but while there I might chew on your ankles. I’m the 6 week old cuddle-monster that belongs in your lap and in your bed. Call me a toy-fanatic. Call me Crazy-Eyes. Call me the human whisperer. Call me your bestfriend!
My name is Fred. I come to Freddy, but my full name is Fredrick the Fantastic and I am ADOPTABLE. ?

WHAT AM I?
Lets see, …I’m a TORPEDO! Nope. Not quite that fast.
I’m a PLANT! No, I just like to roll in grass.
OH, OH, I KNOW, I’m a LION! Rawr! Well, except I can’t climb trees.
Wait, I got it! I’m a STORY! I might be a “short” story, but still the best story.
WHAT AM I REALLY?
I’m the puppy with the adorable face and the cute helicooter ears. I’m a comedian sent here to make you chuckle. I’m the sugary sweet guy that you want to have around. Loyalty is my thing. You’ll want to have me in your corner, but while there I might chew on your ankles. I’m the 6 week old cuddle-monster that belongs in your lap and in your bed. Call me a toy-fanatic. Call me Crazy-Eyes. Call me the human whisperer. Call me your bestfriend!
My name is Fred. I come to Freddy, but my full name is Fredrick the Fantastic and I am ADOPTABLE. ?