Fish

Meet Fish. Why is he named Fish? Maybe it’s the way he stares off in two different directions like he’s simultaneously pondering the meaning of life and a Cheez-It on the floor. Maybe it’s his signature underbite that gives off strong “confused sea creature” energy. Maybe it’s his love of water. Or maybe it’s his inability to breathe like a land dwelling mammal. Under that thick fur, we swear we felt some gills…<br/><br/>Fish is what the professionals call a Velcro dog, but let’s be honest—he’s more like emotional duct tape. He will STICK.<br/><br/>He doesn’t just follow you to the bathroom—he supervises like he’s your tiny, snaggletoothed life coach. He sleeps like a croissant, snores like a grandpa, and loves like his life depends on it. Which, to be fair, it kind of does.<br/><br/>But what he lacks in minty freshness, he makes up for in SOUL. Fish:<br/>✔️ Is great with other dogs and cats<br/>✔️ Is house and crate trained<br/>✔️ Is a professional snuggler<br/>✔️ Loves walkies<br/>✔️ is rocking the kind of halitosis that could peel paint—but you’ll love him anyway<br/><br/>Fish was once bowlegged and underwent surgery to correct it at South Texas Veterinary Surgery. His price was adjusted to help offset some of these costs. So he’s extra special — a fish with a pair of working legs.<br/><br/>If your love language is snorts, side-eye, and dog that isn’t quite a dog, Fish is your guy. Adopt this glorious little weirdo today. He’s weird. He’s wonderful. He’s Fish.

Meet Fish. Why is he named Fish? Maybe it’s the way he stares off in two different directions like he’s simultaneously pondering the meaning of life and a Cheez-It on the floor. Maybe it’s his signature underbite that gives off strong “confused sea creature” energy. Maybe it’s his love of water. Or maybe it’s his inability to breathe like a land dwelling mammal. Under that thick fur, we swear we felt some gills…

Fish is what the professionals call a Velcro dog, but let’s be honest—he’s more like emotional duct tape. He will STICK.

He doesn’t just follow you to the bathroom—he supervises like he’s your tiny, snaggletoothed life coach. He sleeps like a croissant, snores like a grandpa, and loves like his life depends on it. Which, to be fair, it kind of does.

But what he lacks in minty freshness, he makes up for in SOUL. Fish:
✔️ Is great with other dogs and cats
✔️ Is house and crate trained
✔️ Is a professional snuggler
✔️ Loves walkies
✔️ is rocking the kind of halitosis that c

Meet Fish. Why is he named Fish? Maybe it’s the way he stares off in two different directions like he’s simultaneously pondering the meaning of life and a Cheez-It on the floor. Maybe it’s his signature underbite that gives off strong “confused sea creature” energy. Maybe it’s his love of water. Or maybe it’s his inability to breathe like a land dwelling mammal. Under that thick fur, we swear we felt some gills…

Fish is what the professionals call a Velcro dog, but let’s be honest—he’s more like emotional duct tape. He will STICK.

He doesn’t just follow you to the bathroom—he supervises like he’s your tiny, snaggletoothed life coach. He sleeps like a croissant, snores like a grandpa, and loves like his life depends on it. Which, to be fair, it kind of does.

But what he lacks in minty freshness, he makes up for in SOUL. Fish:
✔️ Is great with other dogs and cats
✔️ Is house and crate trained
✔️ Is a professional snuggler
✔️ Loves walkies
✔️ is rocking the kind of halitosis that could peel paint—but you’ll love him anyway

Fish was once bowlegged and underwent surgery to correct it at South Texas Veterinary Surgery. His price was adjusted to help offset some of these costs. So he’s extra special — a fish with a pair of working legs.

If your love language is snorts, side-eye, and dog that isn’t quite a dog, Fish is your guy. Adopt this glorious little weird