Drakey

***50% of Drakey's adoption fee is sponsored by Petfinder***<br/><br/> Meet Drakey: Part-Cyborg, Full-Heart, 100% Nosy Neighbor<br/>After two successful TPLO surgeries, Drakey is officially sporting two brand-new robot knees and is ready to bionic-walk his way into your life! He's completed his PT, aced his training, and is officially back on the market.<br/><br/> The Drakey Feature Suite<br/>The Ultimate Shadow: Drakey doesn't just like you; he is obsessed with you. If you're doing it, he's watching it.<br/><br/>Professional Commentator: Why bark when you can make a symphony of complex "mouth sounds"? Drakey provides a constant verbal play-by-play of his day.<br/><br/>The Neighborhood Watch: He has a high-level interest in everyone's business. If there's tea to be spilled on the sidewalk, Drakey is at the window.<br/><br/>Will Work for Cheese: He's a scholar! He's completed multiple training courses and has a massive library of skills he's happy to trade for a slice of cheddar.<br/><br/>Photogenic King: No filters needed. Drakey's handsome face makes every photo look like a professional editorial.<br/><br/> Please Read the Fine Print<br/>Drakey is a "high-performance" model, which means he comes with a few unique... quirks:<br/><br/>The "Scream" Setting: Once the excitement "screaming function" is activated, there is no known "off" switch. You just have to ride the wave.<br/><br/>Spatial Awareness? Never Heard of Her: When Drakey is happy, he forgets he has a body. Physical boundaries are merely suggestions.<br/><br/>A Delicate System: He has a very "expressive" digestive tract. To avoid the explosive diarrhea feature, he requires a strict, consistent diet.<br/><br/> The Perfect Match<br/>Drakey is looking for a very specific "forever" dynamic. He pairs best with:<br/><br/>The "No Kids" Crew: Couples who never want children but desperately want a 70lb toddler to spoil rotten.<br/><br/>The Patient & Strong: You'll need a surplus of empathy, a lot of patience, and the physical strength to handle a bionic bully.<br/><br/>The Financial Providers: Families who view their bank account as a "bottomless pit" (or rather, a bottomless bully) and have the disposable income to keep this premium boy in the lifestyle he deserves.<br/><br/>Foster Parent Quote: "Yes, he's a bit of a 'bottomless pit' for both cheese and budget, and you'll need to keep his diet strict unless you're a fan of cleaning carpets, but the love he gives back is as sturdy as his new titanium knees. If you have a sense of humor and a heart (and a house) big enough for a 70-pound lap dog, Drakey is waiting for you!"<br/><br/>Ready to bring home the handsomest robot-dog in town?<br/><br/>FOLLOW DRAKEY ON INSTAGRAM: @honeypieandfosterfriends<br/>-----------------------------------------------------<br/>ADOPTION DISCLAIMER: At Perfectly Paired Pitties (P3), we aim to provide accurate information about all of our animals to the best of our abilities. That said, we cannot guarantee that any dog is housebroken or crate trained and cannot promise any specifics regarding an animal's breed, size, health, behavior, temperament, or other conditions. Our adoption fee does not fully cover all vetting, medical care, food, supplies, or training costs. As we depend on donations to provide for the animals in our care, we are unable to reduce or refund the adoption fee. Out of area adopters (outside of DC, MD, VA and PA) will be considered on a case by case basis and will be required to come to the foster location for an in-person meet-and-greet. Our rescue is not able to provide out of state transport.<br/><br/>TO DONATE: Please visit our website at www.https://perfectlypairedpitties.org/Donate/ to make a donation. Your contribution will help Perfectly Paired Pitties (P3) continue providing essential medical treatment and training for our dogs.<br/><br/>Our Amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33KX1RLNW2A2R?ref_=wl_share

***50% of Drakey's adoption fee is sponsored by Petfinder***

Meet Drakey: Part-Cyborg, Full-Heart, 100% Nosy Neighbor
After two successful TPLO surgeries, Drakey is officially sporting two brand-new robot knees and is ready to bionic-walk his way into your life! He's completed his PT, aced his training, and is officially back on the market.

The Drakey Feature Suite
The Ultimate Shadow: Drakey doesn't just like you; he is obsessed with you. If you're doing it, he's watching it.

Professional Commentator: Why bark when you can make a symphony of complex "mouth sounds"? Drakey provides a constant verbal play-by-play of his day.

The Neighborhood Watch: He has a high-level interest in everyone's business. If there's tea to be spilled on the sidewalk, Drakey is at the window.

Will Work for Cheese: He's a scholar! He's completed multiple training courses and has a massive library of skills he's happy to trade for a slice of cheddar.

Photogenic King: No filters needed. D

***50% of Drakey's adoption fee is sponsored by Petfinder***

Meet Drakey: Part-Cyborg, Full-Heart, 100% Nosy Neighbor
After two successful TPLO surgeries, Drakey is officially sporting two brand-new robot knees and is ready to bionic-walk his way into your life! He's completed his PT, aced his training, and is officially back on the market.

The Drakey Feature Suite
The Ultimate Shadow: Drakey doesn't just like you; he is obsessed with you. If you're doing it, he's watching it.

Professional Commentator: Why bark when you can make a symphony of complex "mouth sounds"? Drakey provides a constant verbal play-by-play of his day.

The Neighborhood Watch: He has a high-level interest in everyone's business. If there's tea to be spilled on the sidewalk, Drakey is at the window.

Will Work for Cheese: He's a scholar! He's completed multiple training courses and has a massive library of skills he's happy to trade for a slice of cheddar.

Photogenic King: No filters needed. Drakey's handsome face makes every photo look like a professional editorial.

Please Read the Fine Print
Drakey is a "high-performance" model, which means he comes with a few unique... quirks:

The "Scream" Setting: Once the excitement "screaming function" is activated, there is no known "off" switch. You just have to ride the wave.

Spatial Awareness? Never Heard of He