Doris

If a small lap dog is what you’re after, move along. Doris wants no part of that. Honestly Doris wants no part of anything. Except food. We’re stuck trying to figure out if Doris’ issue is a mental or personality defect. Or maybe it’s just exactly how she wants to be. Is Doris aggressive? Not physically. But her bitter rejections can cut deep to those lacking solid self esteem. Doris really couldn’t care less though. She’ll reel you in with the hopes that maybe she wants to interact with you, but those are quickly dashed as she takes a hard right turn in to “you wish” territory. The few times Doris expresses any joy are when she first goes outside, when she first comes inside, and when her servants approach her groveling and presenting her with offerings of food and snacks. <br/>Doris has no teeth. Zip. They were removed because her breath reeked like pits of sulfur and brimstone mixed with the aroma of hatred and spite. (Honestly, they were vet-gagging bad) Believe it or not, this is what brings Doris to the joyous pixie she is today. Somewhere in that hard shell of “bugger off” lies a sweet girl. God speed to whoever can find it. <br/>If you’re interested in a dog who acts more akin to a hermit-esque roommate that just wants to sleep off a bender and not pay bills, maybe check in to Doris. At 12 years old, spunky is not in her future. But days of admiring her from afar are plentiful.

If a small lap dog is what you’re after, move along. Doris wants no part of that. Honestly Doris wants no part of anything. Except food. We’re stuck trying to figure out if Doris’ issue is a mental or personality defect. Or maybe it’s just exactly how she wants to be. Is Doris aggressive? Not physically. But her bitter rejections can cut deep to those lacking solid self esteem. Doris really couldn’t care less though. She’ll reel you in with the hopes that maybe she wants to interact with you, but those are quickly dashed as she takes a hard right turn in to “you wish” territory. The few times Doris expresses any joy are when she first goes outside, when she first comes inside, and when her servants approach her groveling and presenting her with offerings of food and snacks.
Doris has no teeth. Zip. They were removed because her breath reeked like pits of sulfur and brimstone mixed with the aroma of hatred and spite. (Honestly, they were vet-gagging bad) Believe it or not, this is what brings Doris to the joyous pixie sh

If a small lap dog is what you’re after, move along. Doris wants no part of that. Honestly Doris wants no part of anything. Except food. We’re stuck trying to figure out if Doris’ issue is a mental or personality defect. Or maybe it’s just exactly how she wants to be. Is Doris aggressive? Not physically. But her bitter rejections can cut deep to those lacking solid self esteem. Doris really couldn’t care less though. She’ll reel you in with the hopes that maybe she wants to interact with you, but those are quickly dashed as she takes a hard right turn in to “you wish” territory. The few times Doris expresses any joy are when she first goes outside, when she first comes inside, and when her servants approach her groveling and presenting her with offerings of food and snacks.
Doris has no teeth. Zip. They were removed because her breath reeked like pits of sulfur and brimstone mixed with the aroma of hatred and spite. (Honestly, they were vet-gagging bad) Believe it or not, this is what brings Doris to the joyous pixie she is today. Somewhere in that hard shell of “bugger off” lies a sweet girl. God speed to whoever can find it.
If you’re interested in a dog who acts more akin to a hermit-esque roommate that just wants to sleep off a bender and not pay bills, maybe check in to Doris. At 12 years old, spunky is not in her future. But days of admiring her from afar are plentiful.