Dexter

"Dexter and CobyMayo please come to the Kennel manager's office please!"<br/>"Yes ma'am"<br/>"No ma'am."<br/>🖤Dex: "Who knew TP'ing the bathroom was such a big deal?"<br/>🤠CobyMayo: "Yeah why they even need a room for that?<br/>And by the way-<br/>We didn't start the food fight, <br/>but not gonna lie, it was a good time."<br/><br/>🖤Dex: "Yes ma'am passing the note about Ranger's gas was inappropriate."<br/><br/>🖤Dex: "Great going Coby now we got poo duty."<br/>🤠CobyMayo: "Ugh seemed like fun at the time. That's ok it will give us time to plan our escape."<br/>🖤Dex: "Escape??<br/>I'm not breaking anymore rules!<br/>I'm a good guy!<br/>I like to be praised not scolded!<br/>I am a people pleaser. <br/>Dexter- as in 50 pounds of DELIGHTFUL.<br/>I should never have listened to you.<br/><br/>🤠CobyMayo: "Not my fault you are a follower. I have great ideas. I can go it alone. I'm a loner anyway. "<br/>🖤Dex: "Well, I'm trying to find my furever family. I can't risk getting in trouble. "<br/><br/>🤠CobyMayo: "No worries. I'm not a bad guy. I just don't want to be here. <br/>I need to find my family faster than you because I'm stressed. <br/>I'm really sensitive and all this barking is upsetting my nerves. <br/>I'm a scientist I've got lab in my head. <br/>🖤Dex: "You are not a scientist -you have lab in your jeans!"<br/>🤠CobyMayo: "I'm stylish. For sure. I make this dog suit look good. <br/>My 43 pounds lean fit muscles just shine in the sunlight.<br/>I'm smart. I know "sit" and will help you do your taxes!"<br/>🖤Dex: "Well, I'm smart and I've got that handsome black suit look going. <br/>And soulful eyes. I look right into your heart. "<br/><br/>🤠CobyMayo: "Yeah you a mush head romantic. I'm an athlete. "<br/>🖤Dex: "We are both great dogs and would love to find a nice warm home. <br/>With nice people who will walk us and be by our side forever."<br/><br/>🤠CobyMayo: "Yes but I like alone time too, so it's ok if my family goes to work, gives me time to hunt down where they hide the good snacks!"<br/>🖤Dex: "You funny!I hope they come back to let me go potty. I like to go outside"<br/>🤠CobyMayo: "Oh yeah me too. I get cranky when I can't get out to do business."<br/>🖤Dex: " I don't think I mind other dogs. "<br/>🤠CobyMayo: "Not me. I'm all the dog they need"<br/> <br/>Kennel manager:<br/>"Hey fellas-less yapping <br/>More scooping please we close soon!"<br/>🖤Dex: "You got it Nicole. Anything for you!"<br/>🤠CobyMayo: "Yupper pupper we are wrapping up. "<br/><br/>🤠CobyMayo: "Ok look. I'll sneak you the key to the office and you type us up some superstar bios! <br/>🖤Dex: "No need -5 minutes with us everyone fall in love!!"<br/><br/>Come and meet Dexter and Coby Mayo!<br/>They are both very unique sweet charming characters. <br/>(They do not wish to be adopted together.)<br/>Hold onto your hearts- they are likely to steal them!!<br/>😉 Primary Color: Black Secondary Color: White Weight: 48lbs Age: 2yrs 2mths 1wks Animal has been Neutered

"Dexter and CobyMayo please come to the Kennel manager's office please!"
"Yes ma'am"
"No ma'am."
🖤Dex: "Who knew TP'ing the bathroom was such a big deal?"
🤠CobyMayo: "Yeah why they even need a room for that?
And by the way-
We didn't start the food fight,
but not gonna lie, it was a good time."

🖤Dex: "Yes ma'am passing the note about Ranger's gas was inappropriate."

🖤Dex: "Great going Coby now we got poo duty."
🤠CobyMayo: "Ugh seemed like fun at the time. That's ok it will give us time to plan our escape."
🖤Dex: "Escape??
I'm not breaking anymore rules!
I'm a good guy!
I like to be praised not scolded!
I am a people pleaser.
Dexter- as in 50 pounds of DELIGHTFUL.
I should never have listened to you.

🤠CobyMayo: "Not my fault you are a follower. I have great ideas. I can go it alone. I'm a loner anyway. "
🖤Dex: "Well, I'm trying to find my furever family. I can't risk getting in trouble. "

🤠CobyMayo: "No worries. I'm

"Dexter and CobyMayo please come to the Kennel manager's office please!"
"Yes ma'am"
"No ma'am."
🖤Dex: "Who knew TP'ing the bathroom was such a big deal?"
🤠CobyMayo: "Yeah why they even need a room for that?
And by the way-
We didn't start the food fight,
but not gonna lie, it was a good time."

🖤Dex: "Yes ma'am passing the note about Ranger's gas was inappropriate."

🖤Dex: "Great going Coby now we got poo duty."
🤠CobyMayo: "Ugh seemed like fun at the time. That's ok it will give us time to plan our escape."
🖤Dex: "Escape??
I'm not breaking anymore rules!
I'm a good guy!
I like to be praised not scolded!
I am a people pleaser.
Dexter- as in 50 pounds of DELIGHTFUL.
I should never have listened to you.

🤠CobyMayo: "Not my fault you are a follower. I have great ideas. I can go it alone. I'm a loner anyway. "
🖤Dex: "Well, I'm trying to find my furever family. I can't risk getting in trouble. "

🤠CobyMayo: "No worries. I'm not a bad guy. I just don't want to be here.
I need to find my family faster than you because I'm stressed.
I'm really sensitive and all this barking is upsetting my nerves.
I'm a scientist I've got lab in my head.
🖤Dex: "You are not a scientist -you have lab in your jeans!"
🤠CobyMayo: "I'm stylish. For sure. I make this dog suit look good.
My 43 pounds lean fit mus