Dee Dee Ramone

Behold, Dee Dee Ramone, a canine of exquisite taste and unparalleled judgment, who has been available for adoption (to the most deserving of human servants) for over a year. If you're seeking a dog who enjoys the company of other animals, thrives in chaotic environments, and enjoys sharing attention, please avert your eyes immediately. Dee Dee is not for you.<br/><br/>This distinguished dog possesses a unique set of preferences, including but not limited to: a serene, quiet home devoid of other pets, humans who understand the art of personal space, and an unwavering commitment to meeting her every whim. Dee Dee is not one for casual acquaintances; she demands loyalty, respect, and a deep understanding of her superior intellect.<br/><br/>Adopting Dee Dee is not merely acquiring a pet; it's entering into a binding contract of servitude. You will be expected to provide a sanctuary of tranquility, free from the disturbances of lesser beings. In return, you will receive the unparalleled honor of basking in her regal presence and the occasional, begrudging display of affection. So, if you're prepared to dedicate your life to the worship of a canine monarch, Dee Dee Ramone awaits your humble application.<br/>Stray Haven Humane Society & SPCA<br/>194 Shepard Rd., Waverly, NY 14892<br/>(607) 565-2859, www.strayhavenspca.org <br/>Open hours:<br/>Tuesday-Friday 10am-5pm<br/>Saturday-Sunday 10am-4pm<br/>Closed on Mondays

Behold, Dee Dee Ramone, a canine of exquisite taste and unparalleled judgment, who has been available for adoption (to the most deserving of human servants) for over a year. If you're seeking a dog who enjoys the company of other animals, thrives in chaotic environments, and enjoys sharing attention, please avert your eyes immediately. Dee Dee is not for you.

This distinguished dog possesses a unique set of preferences, including but not limited to: a serene, quiet home devoid of other pets, humans who understand the art of personal space, and an unwavering commitment to meeting her every whim. Dee Dee is not one for casual acquaintances; she demands loyalty, respect, and a deep understanding of her superior intellect.

Adopting Dee Dee is not merely acquiring a pet; it's entering into a binding contract of servitude. You will be expected to provide a sanctuary of tranquility, free from the disturbances of lesser beings. In return, you will receive the unparalleled honor of basking in her regal presence and

Behold, Dee Dee Ramone, a canine of exquisite taste and unparalleled judgment, who has been available for adoption (to the most deserving of human servants) for over a year. If you're seeking a dog who enjoys the company of other animals, thrives in chaotic environments, and enjoys sharing attention, please avert your eyes immediately. Dee Dee is not for you.

This distinguished dog possesses a unique set of preferences, including but not limited to: a serene, quiet home devoid of other pets, humans who understand the art of personal space, and an unwavering commitment to meeting her every whim. Dee Dee is not one for casual acquaintances; she demands loyalty, respect, and a deep understanding of her superior intellect.

Adopting Dee Dee is not merely acquiring a pet; it's entering into a binding contract of servitude. You will be expected to provide a sanctuary of tranquility, free from the disturbances of lesser beings. In return, you will receive the unparalleled honor of basking in her regal presence and the occasional, begrudging display of affection. So, if you're prepared to dedicate your life to the worship of a canine monarch, Dee Dee Ramone awaits your humble application.
Stray Haven Humane Society & SPCA
194 Shepard Rd., Waverly, NY 14892
(607) 565-2859, www.strayhavenspca.org
Open hours:
Tuesday-Friday 10am-5pm
Saturday-Sunday 10am-4pm
Closed on Mondays