Axle

Meet Axle - The Dog Who is 100% Cat Energy and 200% Drama<br/><br/>Axle is a 5-year-old diva in a dog's body, serving high-maintenance cat realness every single day. He doesn't walk-he struts. He doesn't sit-he poses. And he absolutely refuses to do anything that doesn't align with his personal aesthetic.<br/><br/>This is a dog who wakes you up at 4 a.m. because he decided it's cuddle time... then leaves the moment you start enjoying it. He stares at you like you're lucky he even acknowledged your existence, and honestly? He's not wrong.<br/><br/>Axle's daily schedule includes:<br/> Judging your outfit from across the room<br/> Requesting treats, sniffing them, and rejecting them with visible disappointment<br/> Low barking when he feels his space bubble has been impeded<br/><br/> Demanding the door be opened... then refusing to go through it<br/> Making prolonged eye contact to let you know he runs this house<br/><br/>He prefers window seats, sun patches, and any elevated surface from which he can silently critique your life choices. If you move his blanket the wrong direction? He will absolutely give you side-eye and a bark.<br/><br/>Axle is loyal, affectionate, and sweet-on his terms only. He's a glamorous, opinionated, high-standards king who expects you to keep up.<br/><br/>If you're ready for a pet with more attitude than a reality TV reunion special, Axle will be accepting applications for his staff-sorry, "family"-this week. Adult only home. Great with dogs and cats that are on property. Doesn't like new animals coming onto the property.<br/><br/><br/>---<br/><br/>Want it even more outrageous or more camp?<br/><br/>Axle is neutered, vaccinated, microchipped and heartworm negative. He is in Tampa and his adoption fee is $150.<br/><br/> www.love4pawsfl.org/adopt

Meet Axle - The Dog Who is 100% Cat Energy and 200% Drama

Axle is a 5-year-old diva in a dog's body, serving high-maintenance cat realness every single day. He doesn't walk-he struts. He doesn't sit-he poses. And he absolutely refuses to do anything that doesn't align with his personal aesthetic.

This is a dog who wakes you up at 4 a.m. because he decided it's cuddle time... then leaves the moment you start enjoying it. He stares at you like you're lucky he even acknowledged your existence, and honestly? He's not wrong.

Axle's daily schedule includes:
Judging your outfit from across the room
Requesting treats, sniffing them, and rejecting them with visible disappointment
Low barking when he feels his space bubble has been impeded

Demanding the door be opened... then refusing to go through it
Making prolonged eye contact to let you know he runs this house

He prefers window seats, sun patches, and any elevated surface from which he can silently critique your lif

Meet Axle - The Dog Who is 100% Cat Energy and 200% Drama

Axle is a 5-year-old diva in a dog's body, serving high-maintenance cat realness every single day. He doesn't walk-he struts. He doesn't sit-he poses. And he absolutely refuses to do anything that doesn't align with his personal aesthetic.

This is a dog who wakes you up at 4 a.m. because he decided it's cuddle time... then leaves the moment you start enjoying it. He stares at you like you're lucky he even acknowledged your existence, and honestly? He's not wrong.

Axle's daily schedule includes:
Judging your outfit from across the room
Requesting treats, sniffing them, and rejecting them with visible disappointment
Low barking when he feels his space bubble has been impeded

Demanding the door be opened... then refusing to go through it
Making prolonged eye contact to let you know he runs this house

He prefers window seats, sun patches, and any elevated surface from which he can silently critique your life choices. If you move his blanket the wrong direction? He will absolutely give you side-eye and a bark.

Axle is loyal, affectionate, and sweet-on his terms only. He's a glamorous, opinionated, high-standards king who expects you to keep up.

If you're ready for a pet with more attitude than a reality TV reunion special, Axle will be accepting applications for his staff-sorry, "fa