Andre Bazin Critic X1011

Meet Andre! He really loves his treats and he's a brawler in the streets. <br/><br/>Full of affection and loyalty, this mini mustachioed male will be a wonderful addition to a patient, quiet home with no young kids or high-energy dogs. Living with Andre, you can expect Schnauzer swagger, an ardent foodie, and plenty of cuddles.<br/><br/>Andre identifies as an introvert with fear of abandonment. Leaving for 5 min or 5 hours are the same to Andre - he has canine perception of space-time. He will sing your neighbors the special "My Person Is Gone Forever" song from his album "All By Myself" if you leave him home unattended. <br/><br/>Andre loves:<br/>YOU<br/>Andre<br/>Cuddling<br/>Walks<br/>Food - esp. chicken<br/>Toys - all toys belong to Andre<br/>Playing chase while you try to get his toy<br/>Barking at people in cars - must heckin' protec!<br/><br/>Andre hates:<br/>When you run out of treats<br/>Being fed late<br/>Fetch - this is for lesser creatures<br/>Strangers - why do they even?<br/>Children and energetic dogs - calm down!<br/>Taylor Swift's Red Album - she knows why<br/><br/>Like any furry diva, Andre is proudly independent. Do you hate making small talk with neighbors and strangers? Andre will happily chase them away. NOT TODAY, KAREN! If you're patient and kind, Andre will be a whimsical and wonderful companion. Bonus if you're also co-dependent. He's looking for the perfect match to share a lifetime of cuddles and love.

Meet Andre! He really loves his treats and he's a brawler in the streets.

Full of affection and loyalty, this mini mustachioed male will be a wonderful addition to a patient, quiet home with no young kids or high-energy dogs. Living with Andre, you can expect Schnauzer swagger, an ardent foodie, and plenty of cuddles.

Andre identifies as an introvert with fear of abandonment. Leaving for 5 min or 5 hours are the same to Andre - he has canine perception of space-time. He will sing your neighbors the special "My Person Is Gone Forever" song from his album "All By Myself" if you leave him home unattended.

Andre loves:
YOU
Andre
Cuddling
Walks
Food - esp. chicken
Toys - all toys belong to Andre
Playing chase while you try to get his toy
Barking at people in cars - must heckin' protec!

Andre hates:
When you run out of treats
Being fed late
Fetch - this is for lesser creatures
Strangers - why do they even?
Children and energetic dogs - calm d

Meet Andre! He really loves his treats and he's a brawler in the streets.

Full of affection and loyalty, this mini mustachioed male will be a wonderful addition to a patient, quiet home with no young kids or high-energy dogs. Living with Andre, you can expect Schnauzer swagger, an ardent foodie, and plenty of cuddles.

Andre identifies as an introvert with fear of abandonment. Leaving for 5 min or 5 hours are the same to Andre - he has canine perception of space-time. He will sing your neighbors the special "My Person Is Gone Forever" song from his album "All By Myself" if you leave him home unattended.

Andre loves:
YOU
Andre
Cuddling
Walks
Food - esp. chicken
Toys - all toys belong to Andre
Playing chase while you try to get his toy
Barking at people in cars - must heckin' protec!

Andre hates:
When you run out of treats
Being fed late
Fetch - this is for lesser creatures
Strangers - why do they even?
Children and energetic dogs - calm down!
Taylor Swift's Red Album - she knows why

Like any furry diva, Andre is proudly independent. Do you hate making small talk with neighbors and strangers? Andre will happily chase them away. NOT TODAY, KAREN! If you're patient and kind, Andre will be a whimsical and wonderful companion. Bonus if you're also co-dependent. He's looking for the perfect match to share a lifetime of cudd