Turkey

Meet Turkey, the resident Sour Patch Kid of the feline world. One minute he's curled in your lap like a purring angel. The next? He's ambushing your ankle with all the stealth of a jungle predator who missed naptime. Turkey is what the experts call a "spicy little meatball." He is equal parts sugar and spite, and he will bite the hand that pets him-but like, not in a mean way. Just in a "you're part of the food chain now" kind of way.<br/><br/>Why does Turkey bite? Great question. Sometimes he's overstimulated. Sometimes he's under-stimulated. Sometimes he just wants to play, and sometimes he's inventing his own rules to a game only he understands. He doesn't growl, hiss, or throw tantrums-he just... chomps. And then purrs. It's not personal. He's just built different.<br/><br/>*Turkey is not for the faint of heart*<br/><br/>He's not a lasagna-loving Garfield knockoff. He's more like if Garfield did a stint in Fight Club. He needs daily structured playtime, outdoor enrichment, mental stimulation, and a human who gets that "affection" sometimes includes teeth. (He thinks you're a cat. You should take that as a compliment.)<br/><br/>He'll thrive in a home where his quirks are met with patience, humor, and a solid pair of socks. Bonus points if you've fostered behaviorally spicy cats before-or just enjoy a little drama with your cuddle sessions.<br/><br/>If you're the kind of person who reads this and says, "He sounds perfect," we need to talk. Because Turkey needs you. And because you're probably also a little unhinged, and that's exactly his type.<br/><br/>Dog sociability: Friendly with proper introductions! Sometimes plays with his current dog friend.<br/>Cat sociability: Turkey has made friends with kittens and likes to play with them! He has met adult cats and I think could get used to them with proper slow introductions as well.<br/>Kid sociability: Likely not a match!<br/><br/>Likes: Wet food, snuggles, short head scratches, watching TV, exploring all the drawers/closets/cabinets, catnip, scratching posts, cardboard boxes, rolling around on the floor, high perches with a window view, being playful, hunting (and gathering), mealtimes and FOOD (did we mention wet food yet?)<br/><br/>Dislikes: Extended petting but also not getting pet enough, having his spotlight stolen, new loud noises, being left alone for too long<br/><br/>Turkey's adoption fee has been sponsored by a generous supporter! All cats are up to date on vaccines, spayed/neutered, and microchipped.

Meet Turkey, the resident Sour Patch Kid of the feline world. One minute he's curled in your lap like a purring angel. The next? He's ambushing your ankle with all the stealth of a jungle predator who missed naptime. Turkey is what the experts call a "spicy little meatball." He is equal parts sugar and spite, and he will bite the hand that pets him-but like, not in a mean way. Just in a "you're part of the food chain now" kind of way.

Why does Turkey bite? Great question. Sometimes he's overstimulated. Sometimes he's under-stimulated. Sometimes he just wants to play, and sometimes he's inventing his own rules to a game only he understands. He doesn't growl, hiss, or throw tantrums-he just... chomps. And then purrs. It's not personal. He's just built different.

*Turkey is not for the faint of heart*

He's not a lasagna-loving Garfield knockoff. He's more like if Garfield did a stint in Fight Club. He needs daily structured playtime, outdoor enrichment, mental stimulation, and a human who gets that "a

Meet Turkey, the resident Sour Patch Kid of the feline world. One minute he's curled in your lap like a purring angel. The next? He's ambushing your ankle with all the stealth of a jungle predator who missed naptime. Turkey is what the experts call a "spicy little meatball." He is equal parts sugar and spite, and he will bite the hand that pets him-but like, not in a mean way. Just in a "you're part of the food chain now" kind of way.

Why does Turkey bite? Great question. Sometimes he's overstimulated. Sometimes he's under-stimulated. Sometimes he just wants to play, and sometimes he's inventing his own rules to a game only he understands. He doesn't growl, hiss, or throw tantrums-he just... chomps. And then purrs. It's not personal. He's just built different.

*Turkey is not for the faint of heart*

He's not a lasagna-loving Garfield knockoff. He's more like if Garfield did a stint in Fight Club. He needs daily structured playtime, outdoor enrichment, mental stimulation, and a human who gets that "affection" sometimes includes teeth. (He thinks you're a cat. You should take that as a compliment.)

He'll thrive in a home where his quirks are met with patience, humor, and a solid pair of socks. Bonus points if you've fostered behaviorally spicy cats before-or just enjoy a little drama with your cuddle sessions.

If you're the kind of person who reads this and says, "He sounds p