Tony

Meet Tony: The "Don" of the Living Room<br/>Listen, let’s be clear—Tony isn't looking for an "owner." He’s looking for an associate.<br/>Tony is a sleek, solid black wearing professional who operates out of the sunroom. He’s a cat of high standards, deep whiskers, and a very specific set of demands. If you’re looking for a feline who understands the importance of loyalty, respect, and premium wet food, Tony is your guy.<br/>The Code of Conduct<br/>If you bring Tony into your "family," you must adhere to the following:<br/>* The Tribute: Breakfast is served at 6:00 AM. Not 6:05. Tony doesn't like to be kept waiting; it’s bad for business.<br/>* The Sit-Down: Tony enjoys a good lap session, but only on his terms. Don’t call him; he’ll call you. When he jumps up, you stop what you’re doing. Capiche?<br/>* The Sanitation: His litter box must be kept "Vegas clean." He’s a dignified professional, not a street tough.<br/>* The "Insurance": In exchange for scratches behind the ears, Tony will ensure your house remains 100% free of suspicious red-dot sightings and unauthorized moths.<br/>Tony is currently looking to relocate to a quiet suburban territory where he can retire from the hustle and oversee a household of his own. He’s great with kids (as long as they show proper respect) and okay with other cats, provided they know who is the Boss of Bosses. Tony is about 1-year old, neutered (badda-bing), chipped, and fully vetted.

Meet Tony: The "Don" of the Living Room
Listen, let’s be clear—Tony isn't looking for an "owner." He’s looking for an associate.
Tony is a sleek, solid black wearing professional who operates out of the sunroom. He’s a cat of high standards, deep whiskers, and a very specific set of demands. If you’re looking for a feline who understands the importance of loyalty, respect, and premium wet food, Tony is your guy.
The Code of Conduct
If you bring Tony into your "family," you must adhere to the following:
* The Tribute: Breakfast is served at 6:00 AM. Not 6:05. Tony doesn't like to be kept waiting; it’s bad for business.
* The Sit-Down: Tony enjoys a good lap session, but only on his terms. Don’t call him; he’ll call you. When he jumps up, you stop what you’re doing. Capiche?
* The Sanitation: His litter box must be kept "Vegas clean." He’s a dignified professional, not a street tough.
* The "Insurance": In exchange for scratches behind the ears, Tony will ensure your house remains 100% free of s

Meet Tony: The "Don" of the Living Room
Listen, let’s be clear—Tony isn't looking for an "owner." He’s looking for an associate.
Tony is a sleek, solid black wearing professional who operates out of the sunroom. He’s a cat of high standards, deep whiskers, and a very specific set of demands. If you’re looking for a feline who understands the importance of loyalty, respect, and premium wet food, Tony is your guy.
The Code of Conduct
If you bring Tony into your "family," you must adhere to the following:
* The Tribute: Breakfast is served at 6:00 AM. Not 6:05. Tony doesn't like to be kept waiting; it’s bad for business.
* The Sit-Down: Tony enjoys a good lap session, but only on his terms. Don’t call him; he’ll call you. When he jumps up, you stop what you’re doing. Capiche?
* The Sanitation: His litter box must be kept "Vegas clean." He’s a dignified professional, not a street tough.
* The "Insurance": In exchange for scratches behind the ears, Tony will ensure your house remains 100% free of suspicious red-dot sightings and unauthorized moths.
Tony is currently looking to relocate to a quiet suburban territory where he can retire from the hustle and oversee a household of his own. He’s great with kids (as long as they show proper respect) and okay with other cats, provided they know who is the Boss of Bosses. Tony is about 1-year old, neutered (badda-bing), chipped, and fully vette