Tommy Bahama

My name is Tommy, but you can call me TOMMY, because I am sophisticated and refined and don't have time for humiliating nicknames or babytalk. I am being held hostage at Little Paws of Mt. Vernon. The staff keep pressing their lips against my forehead, touching my belly as though rolling over is an invitation, and withholding treats because I am "chonky". I approve of none of this. The food here is decent and I am growing quite fond of the toys they provide but I can't tell if this is what joy feels like or if I am experiencing Stockholm Syndrome.<br/><br/>I require a new home. Please review the following list of my likes and dislikes to make sure you're right for me.<br/><br/>Likes:<br/>Hallmark movies<br/>Knocking things off counters<br/>Slam poetry<br/>All-you-can-eat restaurants<br/>Practical jokes<br/>Chasing toys<br/>Sleeping in sunbeams<br/>The tears of those I have wronged<br/><br/>Dislikes:<br/>Vulnerability<br/>Farmhouse decor<br/>Boy bands<br/>Sharing my people<br/>Jazzercize<br/>Animals that won't submit to me<br/>The assumption that I like the color blue<br/>Five-alarm chili<br/>Awkward silences<br/><br/>I'll admit that my list of criminal offenses is lengthy, and I feel no remorse. My charges include trying to get your attention, petty theft (I really thought the treat was mine), escape from the metal bar thing (and I'll try it again, too), disturbing the peace (not my fault you didn’t pet me), and public intoxication (I didn't know the catnip would be so strong). If you can overlook these things, I may allow the weird forehead-lip thing to continue.?? 314-384-4792 for more information

My name is Tommy, but you can call me TOMMY, because I am sophisticated and refined and don't have time for humiliating nicknames or babytalk. I am being held hostage at Little Paws of Mt. Vernon. The staff keep pressing their lips against my forehead, touching my belly as though rolling over is an invitation, and withholding treats because I am "chonky". I approve of none of this. The food here is decent and I am growing quite fond of the toys they provide but I can't tell if this is what joy feels like or if I am experiencing Stockholm Syndrome.

I require a new home. Please review the following list of my likes and dislikes to make sure you're right for me.

Likes:
Hallmark movies
Knocking things off counters
Slam poetry
All-you-can-eat restaurants
Practical jokes
Chasing toys
Sleeping in sunbeams
The tears of those I have wronged

Dislikes:
Vulnerability
Farmhouse decor
Boy bands
Sharing my people
Jazzercize
Animals that won't submit to me

My name is Tommy, but you can call me TOMMY, because I am sophisticated and refined and don't have time for humiliating nicknames or babytalk. I am being held hostage at Little Paws of Mt. Vernon. The staff keep pressing their lips against my forehead, touching my belly as though rolling over is an invitation, and withholding treats because I am "chonky". I approve of none of this. The food here is decent and I am growing quite fond of the toys they provide but I can't tell if this is what joy feels like or if I am experiencing Stockholm Syndrome.

I require a new home. Please review the following list of my likes and dislikes to make sure you're right for me.

Likes:
Hallmark movies
Knocking things off counters
Slam poetry
All-you-can-eat restaurants
Practical jokes
Chasing toys
Sleeping in sunbeams
The tears of those I have wronged

Dislikes:
Vulnerability
Farmhouse decor
Boy bands
Sharing my people
Jazzercize
Animals that won't submit to me
The assumption that I like the color blue
Five-alarm chili
Awkward silences

I'll admit that my list of criminal offenses is lengthy, and I feel no remorse. My charges include trying to get your attention, petty theft (I really thought the treat was mine), escape from the metal bar thing (and I'll try it again, too), disturbing the peace (not my fault you didn’t pet me), and pub