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These are not house cats. They will not snuggle you. They will not use your litterbox. They will handle your mouse problem like tiny, judgmental assassins.<br/><br/>Our barn cats range from full-blown feral to “kind of sweet but still pees in a corner.”<br/>They’ve made it clear:<br/>Indoor life? Hard pass.<br/>Couch cuddles? Disgusting.<br/>Litterboxes? For amateurs.<br/><br/>What they do want:<br/> A warm barn, garage, or outbuilding<br/> Food and fresh water<br/> Freedom to patrol<br/> Zero nonsense <br/><br/>think of them as low-maintenance employees. They show up, do the job, and don’t need small talk. They’re pretty to look at, but they’re not interested in HR. <br/><br/>Barn cats do best in pairs or small crews. Hire two. Thank us later.

These are not house cats. They will not snuggle you. They will not use your litterbox. They will handle your mouse problem like tiny, judgmental assassins.

Our barn cats range from full-blown feral to “kind of sweet but still pees in a corner.”
They’ve made it clear:
Indoor life? Hard pass.
Couch cuddles? Disgusting.
Litterboxes? For amateurs.

What they do want:
A warm barn, garage, or outbuilding
Food and fresh water
Freedom to patrol
Zero nonsense

think of them as low-maintenance employees. They show up, do the job, and don’t need small talk. They’re pretty to look at, but they’re not interested in HR.

Barn cats do best in pairs or small crews. Hire two. Thank us later.

These are not house cats. They will not snuggle you. They will not use your litterbox. They will handle your mouse problem like tiny, judgmental assassins.

Our barn cats range from full-blown feral to “kind of sweet but still pees in a corner.”
They’ve made it clear:
Indoor life? Hard pass.
Couch cuddles? Disgusting.
Litterboxes? For amateurs.

What they do want:
A warm barn, garage, or outbuilding
Food and fresh water
Freedom to patrol
Zero nonsense

think of them as low-maintenance employees. They show up, do the job, and don’t need small talk. They’re pretty to look at, but they’re not interested in HR.

Barn cats do best in pairs or small crews. Hire two. Thank us later.