Stuart

Stuart is a jerk! No really, aren't all orange kittens? Stuart has made it his life's mission (all 4 months of it) to strike terror in my household. Would you like to take a relaxing bath? Nope, Stuart is going to eat your hair and attack your toes. Want to take a shower? Nope, you'll find all your shampoo and soap bottles strewed about and this jerk will be sitting on the edge waiting to pounce on your toes and climb your bare, wet leg (which is now bleeding consequently). How about washing dishes? Oh, heck no! Stuart thinks that any movement is strike worthy. <br/><br/>So if you're looking for a helpful companion who will knock everything off your counters, kick litter all over your house (why is there litter in the pantry?), fly out from behind the curtains that he artfully shredded, or perhaps terrorized the dog for the fun of it, then you've found the right little dude to add to your family.<br/><br/>Oh and don't forget to look where you step, this little devil will lay conveniently under foot and scream bloody murder when stepped on just to make you feel like s**t! If this description hasn't 100% sold you on adopting Stuart then please feel free to inquire and I'd be happy to elaborate!

Stuart is a jerk! No really, aren't all orange kittens? Stuart has made it his life's mission (all 4 months of it) to strike terror in my household. Would you like to take a relaxing bath? Nope, Stuart is going to eat your hair and attack your toes. Want to take a shower? Nope, you'll find all your shampoo and soap bottles strewed about and this jerk will be sitting on the edge waiting to pounce on your toes and climb your bare, wet leg (which is now bleeding consequently). How about washing dishes? Oh, heck no! Stuart thinks that any movement is strike worthy.

So if you're looking for a helpful companion who will knock everything off your counters, kick litter all over your house (why is there litter in the pantry?), fly out from behind the curtains that he artfully shredded, or perhaps terrorized the dog for the fun of it, then you've found the right little dude to add to your family.

Oh and don't forget to look where you step, this little devil will lay conveniently under foot and scream bloody murder w

Stuart is a jerk! No really, aren't all orange kittens? Stuart has made it his life's mission (all 4 months of it) to strike terror in my household. Would you like to take a relaxing bath? Nope, Stuart is going to eat your hair and attack your toes. Want to take a shower? Nope, you'll find all your shampoo and soap bottles strewed about and this jerk will be sitting on the edge waiting to pounce on your toes and climb your bare, wet leg (which is now bleeding consequently). How about washing dishes? Oh, heck no! Stuart thinks that any movement is strike worthy.

So if you're looking for a helpful companion who will knock everything off your counters, kick litter all over your house (why is there litter in the pantry?), fly out from behind the curtains that he artfully shredded, or perhaps terrorized the dog for the fun of it, then you've found the right little dude to add to your family.

Oh and don't forget to look where you step, this little devil will lay conveniently under foot and scream bloody murder when stepped on just to make you feel like s**t! If this description hasn't 100% sold you on adopting Stuart then please feel free to inquire and I'd be happy to elaborate!