STEVE >>The "Dog-in-a-Cat-Suit" Operations Manager<<

ARRIVAL: 12/2023<br/><br/>🐱🚜Meet Steve: The "Dog-in-a-Cat-Suit" Operations Manager 🐱🚜<br/><br/>If you’ve ever looked at your cat and thought, "I wish he could help me with the yard work," Steve is the answer to your very specific prayers. Steve isn’t just a pet; he’s a full-time employee who doesn't realize he’s unpaid.<br/><br/>📋 The Resume<br/>• Job Titles: Chicken Consultant, Lawn Mower Escort, Professional Hugger.<br/>• Vibe: A Border Collie trapped in a tuxedo-clad body.<br/>• The "Steve" Clause: He’s your shadow. If you’re outside, he’s outside. If you’re inside, he’s inside. He’s a "safety first" kind of guy who shouldn't be left to his own devices outdoors—mostly because he’s convinced he’s part of the human crew.<br/><br/>🎢 Life with Steve: The Highs & The Lows<br/>Steve is not for the faint of heart or the person looking for a "low-maintenance" shelf ornament.<br/>• The Good Steve: A talkative, cuddly love-bug who wants to be held like a baby and will narrate his entire day to you.<br/>• The "Needs a Snickers" Steve: Steve has a lot of "big cat energy." If he doesn't get his daily cardio (climbing, playing, and managing the chickens), he turns into a bit of a spicy jerk. His hobbies include chasing the other resident cats and hissing at anyone who looks at him funny until he burns off that steam.<br/>• The Boundaries: He’s a homebody. He loves his property, but a road trip? Forget it. Steve is a "locally sourced" cat who prefers his own turf.<br/><br/>⚠️ Pro-Tips for his Future Staff (Family)<br/>Steve is a master of communication. He will tell you when he’s overstimulated. If you miss the signs, that’s on you! He’s looking for a family that understands that "Work Hard, Play Hard, Cuddle Hard" isn't just a motto—it's Steve's entire personality.<br/><br/>Health:<br/>• ADoB: 3/2021<br/>• Neutered<br/>• Rabies<br/>• Distemper<br/>• Dewormer<br/>• Flea Preventative<br/>• Microchipped<br/>• FIV/Feluk Negative<br/><br/>Lifestyle:<br/>• No young children<br/>• No elderly <br/>• Yes, to other pets, ONLY if you help him burn his energy each day<br/>• Humans understand cat body language <br/>• Runs on a cat wheel and goes outside for chores.<br/>• INDOOR companion unless supervised outdoors.<br/>• Country Living only<br/><br/>Steve is NOT an outdoor cat.<br/>Steve cannot be adopted as an indoor/outdoor cat. He is an indoor cat who can go outdoors while attended. <br/><br/>If you have a rural home and you're looking for company when doing outdoor chores, Steve may just be your guy!<br/><br/>Sorry, no volunteers to answer petfinder's inquiry button. Please complete the adoption application provided below. <br/><br/>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfTLIRv4kR_skoSpiL--ZO_RbsnqdORl-kXqBydGdbb0EPtNQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

ARRIVAL: 12/2023

🐱🚜Meet Steve: The "Dog-in-a-Cat-Suit" Operations Manager 🐱🚜

If you’ve ever looked at your cat and thought, "I wish he could help me with the yard work," Steve is the answer to your very specific prayers. Steve isn’t just a pet; he’s a full-time employee who doesn't realize he’s unpaid.

📋 The Resume
• Job Titles: Chicken Consultant, Lawn Mower Escort, Professional Hugger.
• Vibe: A Border Collie trapped in a tuxedo-clad body.
• The "Steve" Clause: He’s your shadow. If you’re outside, he’s outside. If you’re inside, he’s inside. He’s a "safety first" kind of guy who shouldn't be left to his own devices outdoors—mostly because he’s convinced he’s part of the human crew.

🎢 Life with Steve: The Highs & The Lows
Steve is not for the faint of heart or the person looking for a "low-maintenance" shelf ornament.
• The Good Steve: A talkative, cuddly love-bug who wants to be held like a baby and will narrate his entire day to you.
• The "Needs a Snickers

ARRIVAL: 12/2023

🐱🚜Meet Steve: The "Dog-in-a-Cat-Suit" Operations Manager 🐱🚜

If you’ve ever looked at your cat and thought, "I wish he could help me with the yard work," Steve is the answer to your very specific prayers. Steve isn’t just a pet; he’s a full-time employee who doesn't realize he’s unpaid.

📋 The Resume
• Job Titles: Chicken Consultant, Lawn Mower Escort, Professional Hugger.
• Vibe: A Border Collie trapped in a tuxedo-clad body.
• The "Steve" Clause: He’s your shadow. If you’re outside, he’s outside. If you’re inside, he’s inside. He’s a "safety first" kind of guy who shouldn't be left to his own devices outdoors—mostly because he’s convinced he’s part of the human crew.

🎢 Life with Steve: The Highs & The Lows
Steve is not for the faint of heart or the person looking for a "low-maintenance" shelf ornament.
• The Good Steve: A talkative, cuddly love-bug who wants to be held like a baby and will narrate his entire day to you.
• The "Needs a Snickers" Steve: Steve has a lot of "big cat energy." If he doesn't get his daily cardio (climbing, playing, and managing the chickens), he turns into a bit of a spicy jerk. His hobbies include chasing the other resident cats and hissing at anyone who looks at him funny until he burns off that steam.
• The Boundaries: He’s a homebody. He loves his property, but a road trip? Forget it. Steve is a "loca