Sparky

Meet Sparky (aka Sparko, aka Sparkle Pony)<br/>If chaos came in a tiny tuxedo, it would look exactly like this kitten.<br/><br/>Sparky is the bounciest little creature on four paws. He does not walk. He springs. And wherever you walk, he's right at your feet like a personal escort with zero spatial awareness. Good luck not tripping.<br/><br/>Food time is Sparky's Super Bowl.<br/>He gets excited for meals like he's been starving for 47 years, even though he just ate ten minutes ago. In Sparky's world, every hour is wet food hour. No exceptions. No shame.<br/><br/>His favorite hobby?<br/>Removing the kitchen towel.<br/>Not playing with it. Not chewing on it. Not cuddling it.<br/>Just... removing it.<br/>It simply does not belong on the hanger, and Sparky is committed to making sure it stays that way. He is the self-appointed Household Towel Compliance Officer.<br/><br/>He's also a huge fan of jingle balls, boxes (any box = Best Toy Ever Invented), and mid-zoomies snuggle breaks. Sparky will nap with people, but only if he has time between bouncing sessions. If Binky is around, though? Sorry, human. Sparky chooses Binky every time. He's a loyal little friend, especially to other cats.<br/><br/>Sparky still has full spastic-kitten energy, and honestly...it is hilarious to watch. He's cute, he's weird, and he's ready to bring his ridiculous joy to a home that can appreciate the art of controlled chaos.

Meet Sparky (aka Sparko, aka Sparkle Pony)
If chaos came in a tiny tuxedo, it would look exactly like this kitten.

Sparky is the bounciest little creature on four paws. He does not walk. He springs. And wherever you walk, he's right at your feet like a personal escort with zero spatial awareness. Good luck not tripping.

Food time is Sparky's Super Bowl.
He gets excited for meals like he's been starving for 47 years, even though he just ate ten minutes ago. In Sparky's world, every hour is wet food hour. No exceptions. No shame.

His favorite hobby?
Removing the kitchen towel.
Not playing with it. Not chewing on it. Not cuddling it.
Just... removing it.
It simply does not belong on the hanger, and Sparky is committed to making sure it stays that way. He is the self-appointed Household Towel Compliance Officer.

He's also a huge fan of jingle balls, boxes (any box = Best Toy Ever Invented), and mid-zoomies snuggle breaks. Sparky will nap with people, but only if he has

Meet Sparky (aka Sparko, aka Sparkle Pony)
If chaos came in a tiny tuxedo, it would look exactly like this kitten.

Sparky is the bounciest little creature on four paws. He does not walk. He springs. And wherever you walk, he's right at your feet like a personal escort with zero spatial awareness. Good luck not tripping.

Food time is Sparky's Super Bowl.
He gets excited for meals like he's been starving for 47 years, even though he just ate ten minutes ago. In Sparky's world, every hour is wet food hour. No exceptions. No shame.

His favorite hobby?
Removing the kitchen towel.
Not playing with it. Not chewing on it. Not cuddling it.
Just... removing it.
It simply does not belong on the hanger, and Sparky is committed to making sure it stays that way. He is the self-appointed Household Towel Compliance Officer.

He's also a huge fan of jingle balls, boxes (any box = Best Toy Ever Invented), and mid-zoomies snuggle breaks. Sparky will nap with people, but only if he has time between bouncing sessions. If Binky is around, though? Sorry, human. Sparky chooses Binky every time. He's a loyal little friend, especially to other cats.

Sparky still has full spastic-kitten energy, and honestly...it is hilarious to watch. He's cute, he's weird, and he's ready to bring his ridiculous joy to a home that can appreciate the art of controlled chaos.