Sofia

Sofia Here. Your New Queen.<br/><br/>Attention, humans. I’m Sofia, 7 years old, and yes I’m fabulous. I’m a spicy meatball with a toothless grin that could break the internet. Honestly, someone should really hire me for commercials.<br/><br/>Cuddles? Absolutely but only when I say so. I can be your affectionate little queen, purring on your lap, demanding pets… and then suddenly, I’m done. Done. Consider it my way of keeping you humble. Cross my boundaries, and yes, a polite warning scratch may apply.<br/><br/>About my… fitness journey: I’m working on slimming down a bit, which means I need a human to help me keep my back end shaved and tidy. It’s a glamorous task, trust me you’ll be rewarded with laughs, love, and daily doses of Queen-level antics.<br/><br/>Hobbies include:<br/><br/> Lounging on the couch watching YouTube (yes, I really do watch it).<br/><br/> Smelling, no, owning catnip. Might grow it on the down low. <br/><br/>Making you laugh with my perfectly timed diva moments.<br/><br/>Reminding you daily who runs this household.<br/><br/>I’m healthy, funny, affectionate (on my terms), and more attitude-packed than Mariah Carey in December. A true beauty queen, social media influencer, and superstar all rolled into one perfect cat.<br/><br/>Available for adoption locally only (within 4 hours of Ottawa Ontario) private jets not required, but respect is mandatory.<br/>Bow down, peasants. Your Queen has arrived. <br/><br/>Ps I tolerate other cats but prefer to ride solo if I can.

Sofia Here. Your New Queen.

Attention, humans. I’m Sofia, 7 years old, and yes I’m fabulous. I’m a spicy meatball with a toothless grin that could break the internet. Honestly, someone should really hire me for commercials.

Cuddles? Absolutely but only when I say so. I can be your affectionate little queen, purring on your lap, demanding pets… and then suddenly, I’m done. Done. Consider it my way of keeping you humble. Cross my boundaries, and yes, a polite warning scratch may apply.

About my… fitness journey: I’m working on slimming down a bit, which means I need a human to help me keep my back end shaved and tidy. It’s a glamorous task, trust me you’ll be rewarded with laughs, love, and daily doses of Queen-level antics.

Hobbies include:

Lounging on the couch watching YouTube (yes, I really do watch it).

Smelling, no, owning catnip. Might grow it on the down low.

Making you laugh with my perfectly timed diva moments.

Reminding you daily who runs thi

Sofia Here. Your New Queen.

Attention, humans. I’m Sofia, 7 years old, and yes I’m fabulous. I’m a spicy meatball with a toothless grin that could break the internet. Honestly, someone should really hire me for commercials.

Cuddles? Absolutely but only when I say so. I can be your affectionate little queen, purring on your lap, demanding pets… and then suddenly, I’m done. Done. Consider it my way of keeping you humble. Cross my boundaries, and yes, a polite warning scratch may apply.

About my… fitness journey: I’m working on slimming down a bit, which means I need a human to help me keep my back end shaved and tidy. It’s a glamorous task, trust me you’ll be rewarded with laughs, love, and daily doses of Queen-level antics.

Hobbies include:

Lounging on the couch watching YouTube (yes, I really do watch it).

Smelling, no, owning catnip. Might grow it on the down low.

Making you laugh with my perfectly timed diva moments.

Reminding you daily who runs this household.

I’m healthy, funny, affectionate (on my terms), and more attitude-packed than Mariah Carey in December. A true beauty queen, social media influencer, and superstar all rolled into one perfect cat.

Available for adoption locally only (within 4 hours of Ottawa Ontario) private jets not required, but respect is mandatory.
Bow down, peasants. Your Queen has arrived.