Sneezes

DOB: 8/4/2025<br/><br/>Meet Sneezes — your all-natural flu-season support kitten!<br/><br/>This handsome black boy was rescued locally and is ready to put his talents to work keeping you company during cold and flu season. While Sneezes may sound contagious, don’t worry—his only symptoms are chronic cuteness, sudden zoomies, and an uncontrollable desire to be in your business at all times.<br/><br/>How Sneezes helps during flu season:<br/>• Provides bedside entertainment while you “rest” (aka scroll on your phone)<br/>• Warms your lap better than any heating pad<br/>• Makes you laugh when you feel crummy—laughter is medicine, right?<br/>• Alerts you to snack time with perfectly timed kitten theatrics<br/><br/>Sneezes is playful, affectionate, and always ready to prescribe purrs on demand. He takes his job very seriously: supervising naps, batting at invisible germs, and ensuring you never feel lonely—even if you’re stuck on the couch with tissues and tea.<br/><br/>Recommended dosage: One Sneezes, adopted immediately.<br/>Possible side effects: Falling in love, talking to your cat, and adopting a permanent smile.<br/><br/>This locally rescued little guy is ready to move into his forever home and start his flu-fighting duties. Adopt Sneezes today—because flu season is hard, but kittens make everything better!<br/><br/>The Adoption Fee is $250, which includes all age-appropriate vaccines and spay/neuter. Microchip transfer is an additional fee.<br/><br/>**For more information regarding ROAR’s adoption policies and procedures, please visit our website at roar-ridgefield.org and select the ‘adopt’ tab on the home page. NOTE: Appointments will take priority, but walk-ins are welcome during open business hours.

DOB: 8/4/2025

Meet Sneezes — your all-natural flu-season support kitten!

This handsome black boy was rescued locally and is ready to put his talents to work keeping you company during cold and flu season. While Sneezes may sound contagious, don’t worry—his only symptoms are chronic cuteness, sudden zoomies, and an uncontrollable desire to be in your business at all times.

How Sneezes helps during flu season:
• Provides bedside entertainment while you “rest” (aka scroll on your phone)
• Warms your lap better than any heating pad
• Makes you laugh when you feel crummy—laughter is medicine, right?
• Alerts you to snack time with perfectly timed kitten theatrics

Sneezes is playful, affectionate, and always ready to prescribe purrs on demand. He takes his job very seriously: supervising naps, batting at invisible germs, and ensuring you never feel lonely—even if you’re stuck on the couch with tissues and tea.

Recommended dosage: One Sneezes, adopted immediately.
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DOB: 8/4/2025

Meet Sneezes — your all-natural flu-season support kitten!

This handsome black boy was rescued locally and is ready to put his talents to work keeping you company during cold and flu season. While Sneezes may sound contagious, don’t worry—his only symptoms are chronic cuteness, sudden zoomies, and an uncontrollable desire to be in your business at all times.

How Sneezes helps during flu season:
• Provides bedside entertainment while you “rest” (aka scroll on your phone)
• Warms your lap better than any heating pad
• Makes you laugh when you feel crummy—laughter is medicine, right?
• Alerts you to snack time with perfectly timed kitten theatrics

Sneezes is playful, affectionate, and always ready to prescribe purrs on demand. He takes his job very seriously: supervising naps, batting at invisible germs, and ensuring you never feel lonely—even if you’re stuck on the couch with tissues and tea.

Recommended dosage: One Sneezes, adopted immediately.
Possible side effects: Falling in love, talking to your cat, and adopting a permanent smile.

This locally rescued little guy is ready to move into his forever home and start his flu-fighting duties. Adopt Sneezes today—because flu season is hard, but kittens make everything better!

The Adoption Fee is $250, which includes all age-appropriate vaccines and spay/neuter. Microchip tran