Simon

You can fill out an adoption application online on our official website.If your interested in adopting me please fill out an adoption application!<br/><br/>"WANTED: A Human Who Hates Privacy"<br/><br/>Meet Simon, a 4-year-old male Tabby who has officially failed his "Personal Space 101" course. If you are looking for a cat who is "independent" or "aloof," please keep scrolling. Simon is neither of those things. He is, essentially, a sentient, purring weighted blanket that occasionally requires snacks.<br/>Simon’s Résumé<br/>Occupation: Professional Lap-Sitter (Senior Level).<br/>Special Skills: Teleporting onto your legs the moment you sit down; aggressive snuggling.<br/>Hobbies: Preventing you from ever standing up to get the remote or a glass of water. Loves to steal people-food, you have been warned!<br/>Experience: 4 years of refining the "I haven't been petted in 0.5 seconds" look.<br/>What You Get:<br/>A Personal Shadow: Planning on going to the bathroom alone? Cute. Simon will be there to supervise.<br/>A Real Player: Simon takes his playtime very seriously. If it has feathers, bells, or catnip, it is a target for his athletic (and slightly chaotic) prowess.<br/>The "Cuddle Tax": This is a mandatory fee paid in 24/7 access to your chest, lap, or shoulder.<br/>Ideal Applicant Requirements:<br/>Must possess at least one (1) functional lap.<br/>Must be comfortable with the sound of gentle, rhythmic motor-vibrations (purring) in your ear at 3:00 AM.<br/>Must understand that "Work from Home" actually means "Work around Simon’s Nap Schedule."<br/>"Only Child" Energy<br/>Simon has a very strict "No New Friends" policy—specifically when it comes to other cats. He operates under the firm belief that he is the only feline currently in existence, and truly, all that you'll ever need.<br/>Simon is ready to move in and start judging your Netflix choices immediately. ***ADOPTION INFORMATION: The adoption fee of $295 per feline includes a veterinary exam, parasites treatment, spay/neuter, vaccination and microchip. The adopter will be responsible for the first, second and third sets of vaccinations if they haven't already been administered.<br/><br/>Free 30 Days Pet Insurance Coverage

You can fill out an adoption application online on our official website.If your interested in adopting me please fill out an adoption application!

"WANTED: A Human Who Hates Privacy"

Meet Simon, a 4-year-old male Tabby who has officially failed his "Personal Space 101" course. If you are looking for a cat who is "independent" or "aloof," please keep scrolling. Simon is neither of those things. He is, essentially, a sentient, purring weighted blanket that occasionally requires snacks.
Simon’s Résumé
Occupation: Professional Lap-Sitter (Senior Level).
Special Skills: Teleporting onto your legs the moment you sit down; aggressive snuggling.
Hobbies: Preventing you from ever standing up to get the remote or a glass of water. Loves to steal people-food, you have been warned!
Experience: 4 years of refining the "I haven't been petted in 0.5 seconds" look.
What You Get:
A Personal Shadow: Planning on going to the bathroom alone? Cute. Simon will be there to supervise.
A Real Playe

You can fill out an adoption application online on our official website.If your interested in adopting me please fill out an adoption application!

"WANTED: A Human Who Hates Privacy"

Meet Simon, a 4-year-old male Tabby who has officially failed his "Personal Space 101" course. If you are looking for a cat who is "independent" or "aloof," please keep scrolling. Simon is neither of those things. He is, essentially, a sentient, purring weighted blanket that occasionally requires snacks.
Simon’s Résumé
Occupation: Professional Lap-Sitter (Senior Level).
Special Skills: Teleporting onto your legs the moment you sit down; aggressive snuggling.
Hobbies: Preventing you from ever standing up to get the remote or a glass of water. Loves to steal people-food, you have been warned!
Experience: 4 years of refining the "I haven't been petted in 0.5 seconds" look.
What You Get:
A Personal Shadow: Planning on going to the bathroom alone? Cute. Simon will be there to supervise.
A Real Player: Simon takes his playtime very seriously. If it has feathers, bells, or catnip, it is a target for his athletic (and slightly chaotic) prowess.
The "Cuddle Tax": This is a mandatory fee paid in 24/7 access to your chest, lap, or shoulder.
Ideal Applicant Requirements:
Must possess at least one (1) functional lap.
Must be comfortable with the sound of gentle, rhythmic motor-vibrat