Schuster

Baker Seeking Permanent Kitchen<br/><br/>Name: Schuster<br/>Position: Tiny Biscuit Goblin, Apprentice Baker<br/>References: Available upon request (they are all cats)<br/><br/>Greetings. I am Schuster, a kitten whose life’s work is biscuits. I make them daily, nightly, and whenever the mood strikes, which is often. I knead with my whole heart and sometimes my face. My preferred baking stations include laps, blankets, and unsuspecting humans.<br/><br/>I am in the market for a permanent kitchen with a dedicated assistant baker. Duties include holding still, receiving surprise kisses, and pretending not to notice when I climb onto you to improve production efficiency. Personal space is not part of my business model.<br/><br/>I flourish in a collaborative workplace. Other cats are excellent coworkers and I love having a full kitchen staff. I have met a dog once and decided it was fine, which I believe shows strong adaptability and excellent conflict resolution skills.<br/><br/>I follow an easy daily routine that includes taking one small pill for hypothyroidism. I take it like a true professional with zero fuss, because responsible bakers take their health seriously and understand the importance of consistency.<br/><br/>Skills and perks<br/>• Advanced biscuit kneading techniques<br/>• Strong cuddle to productivity ratio<br/>• Excellent teamwork skills<br/>• Dog tolerant<br/>• Outstanding medication compliance<br/>• Extremely kissable face<br/>• Soft. Extremely soft.<br/><br/>If your kitchen feels a little empty, a little cold, or tragically biscuit free, I am ready to report for duty. I will bring warmth, chaos, and love in equal measure.<br/><br/>Fondly,<br/>Schuster<br/>Certified Biscuit Goblin<br/>Seeking Long Term Employment<br/><br/>---<br/><br/>As with all of our young kittens, it is required that they be adopted as a pair, with another kitten, or to a home with another cat(s).<br/><br/>Submit an Adoption Application to be considered: <br/>https://www.tailshigh.org/home/adoption-application/<br/><br/>Completing the application does not guarantee it will be approved. We are an all volunteer group and unfortunately are unable to answer every phone call, adoption inquiry, or application. Please understand you will be contacted only if your application is approved.

Baker Seeking Permanent Kitchen

Name: Schuster
Position: Tiny Biscuit Goblin, Apprentice Baker
References: Available upon request (they are all cats)

Greetings. I am Schuster, a kitten whose life’s work is biscuits. I make them daily, nightly, and whenever the mood strikes, which is often. I knead with my whole heart and sometimes my face. My preferred baking stations include laps, blankets, and unsuspecting humans.

I am in the market for a permanent kitchen with a dedicated assistant baker. Duties include holding still, receiving surprise kisses, and pretending not to notice when I climb onto you to improve production efficiency. Personal space is not part of my business model.

I flourish in a collaborative workplace. Other cats are excellent coworkers and I love having a full kitchen staff. I have met a dog once and decided it was fine, which I believe shows strong adaptability and excellent conflict resolution skills.

I follow an easy daily routine that includes taking

Baker Seeking Permanent Kitchen

Name: Schuster
Position: Tiny Biscuit Goblin, Apprentice Baker
References: Available upon request (they are all cats)

Greetings. I am Schuster, a kitten whose life’s work is biscuits. I make them daily, nightly, and whenever the mood strikes, which is often. I knead with my whole heart and sometimes my face. My preferred baking stations include laps, blankets, and unsuspecting humans.

I am in the market for a permanent kitchen with a dedicated assistant baker. Duties include holding still, receiving surprise kisses, and pretending not to notice when I climb onto you to improve production efficiency. Personal space is not part of my business model.

I flourish in a collaborative workplace. Other cats are excellent coworkers and I love having a full kitchen staff. I have met a dog once and decided it was fine, which I believe shows strong adaptability and excellent conflict resolution skills.

I follow an easy daily routine that includes taking one small pill for hypothyroidism. I take it like a true professional with zero fuss, because responsible bakers take their health seriously and understand the importance of consistency.

Skills and perks
• Advanced biscuit kneading techniques
• Strong cuddle to productivity ratio
• Excellent teamwork skills
• Dog tolerant
• Outstanding medication compliance
• Extre