Princess

Fall in love with Princess, we dare you. <br/>She'll have you singing. A joyful tune? No. A melodramatic anthem by Nazareth? Yes.<br/><br/>"Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and marks any heart. <br/>Not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain. <br/>Love is like a cloud, holds a lot of rain. <br/>Love hurts. ooh, ooh, love hurts"<br/><br/>You can take the murder out of her mittens, but you can't take the murder out of her heart... I mean I guess technically you could have all of her teeth removed... but that seems ill advised, and we're pretty sure she would still find a way.<br/><br/>Princess is a senior lady, declawed on the front, and still mad about it. Though older, she's still as sharp as a tack, and she's here to play mind games. She'll have you constantly asking yourself... "is this a trap?" and we're here to tell you 89% of the time... it is. But that 11% that wasn't a trap, will have you swooning over this chunky lady. <br/><br/>Though Princess will torture anyone with delight, she's looking for a home with people with thick skin, literally and metaphorically. She doesn't want to be bothered by other felines, and dogs - hard pass. We recommend a home with people who sleep with their bedroom door closed, because this fine feline is not above taking a cheap shot at your most vulnerable moment. <br/><br/>So if you're feeling like perhaps your anxiety levels are TOO low. The state of the nation, economy, housing crisis, and rising costs haven't raised your blood pressure, we have a solution... adopt Princess. <br/><br/>Just give her victims, ahem, I mean fans a call at 603-472-3647 (press 1) and they'd be happy to tell you more and set up a time to meet her.

Fall in love with Princess, we dare you.
She'll have you singing. A joyful tune? No. A melodramatic anthem by Nazareth? Yes.

"Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and marks any heart.
Not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain.
Love is like a cloud, holds a lot of rain.
Love hurts. ooh, ooh, love hurts"

You can take the murder out of her mittens, but you can't take the murder out of her heart... I mean I guess technically you could have all of her teeth removed... but that seems ill advised, and we're pretty sure she would still find a way.

Princess is a senior lady, declawed on the front, and still mad about it. Though older, she's still as sharp as a tack, and she's here to play mind games. She'll have you constantly asking yourself... "is this a trap?" and we're here to tell you 89% of the time... it is. But that 11% that wasn't a trap, will have you swooning over this chunky lady.

Though Princess will torture anyone with delight, she's loo

Fall in love with Princess, we dare you.
She'll have you singing. A joyful tune? No. A melodramatic anthem by Nazareth? Yes.

"Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and marks any heart.
Not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain.
Love is like a cloud, holds a lot of rain.
Love hurts. ooh, ooh, love hurts"

You can take the murder out of her mittens, but you can't take the murder out of her heart... I mean I guess technically you could have all of her teeth removed... but that seems ill advised, and we're pretty sure she would still find a way.

Princess is a senior lady, declawed on the front, and still mad about it. Though older, she's still as sharp as a tack, and she's here to play mind games. She'll have you constantly asking yourself... "is this a trap?" and we're here to tell you 89% of the time... it is. But that 11% that wasn't a trap, will have you swooning over this chunky lady.

Though Princess will torture anyone with delight, she's looking for a home with people with thick skin, literally and metaphorically. She doesn't want to be bothered by other felines, and dogs - hard pass. We recommend a home with people who sleep with their bedroom door closed, because this fine feline is not above taking a cheap shot at your most vulnerable moment.

So if you're feeling like perhaps your anxiety levels are TOO low. The state of