PLATYPUS PERRY >>Platypus Perry: The Secret Agent of Chaos<<

ARRIVED: FEB 28, 2021<br/><br/>🕵️‍♂️ Platypus Perry: The Secret Agent of Chaos 🕵️‍♂️<br/>Meet Platypus Perry (aka Pear Bear, aka Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Bite). On the surface, he’s a premium-grade cuddle bug who loves sunbeams, fluffy blankets, and chatting your ear off. But don't let the "Pear Bear" nickname fool you—underneath that soft exterior lies a sentient ticking timebomb with a very specific set of triggers.<br/><br/>🚩 The "Peacekeeper" (Who Chooses Violence)<br/>Perry has a unique, somewhat misguided career as a Conflict Mediator. If another pet in the house gets stressed, starts a tiff, or even raises their voice, Perry senses the "vibe shift" and decides the only way to restore peace is to attack the nearest human. He doesn’t just swat; he tactically seeks out his victim with a low, ominous growl that says, "I’ve been plotting this since breakfast."<br/><br/>📉 The Stats<br/>• Current Bite Count: 3 confirmed (several more in the "foiled plots" category).<br/>• Skills: Tactical stalking, high-tension vocalization, and looking innocent in a catio.<br/>• Preferred Environment: A zen garden where nobody ever argues, or perhaps a maximum-security blanket fort.<br/><br/>🦁 Requirements for the New "Handler"<br/>We aren't looking for a pet owner; we are looking for a Lion Tamer with a degree in Psychology. Perry is the final boss of cat ownership.<br/>• NO Children: They are too loud and unpredictable for Perry’s delicate "peacekeeping" sensibilities.<br/>• NO Elderly: Reaction times need to be elite.<br/>• Other Pets: He’s fine with them... until they make a noise. Then, you’d better have your shin guards on.<br/><br/>🛑 The "Jekyll" Side<br/>When the world is quiet and the vibes are immaculate, Perry is a dream. He will hug you, snuggle you, and "hang out" in his fully enclosed catio like he isn't a fugitive from justice. He’s the most loving cat you’ll ever meet—right up until the moment he decides there’s been a 2% change in barometric system.<br/><br/>Health:<br/>• ADoB: 6/2016<br/>• Neutered<br/>• Rabies<br/>• Distemper<br/>• Dewormer<br/>• Flea Preventative<br/>• Microchipped<br/>• FIV/Feluk Negative<br/>• In high stress he can become urinary and bowel blocked, when he first arrived this happened but not since. <br/><br/>Lifestyle:<br/>• No young children<br/>• No elderly<br/>• Humans understand cat body language <br/>• Yes, to other pets who are calm<br/>• INDOOR companion only- has never been outdoors free<br/><br/>Sorry, no volunteers to answer petfinder's inquiry button. Please complete the adoption application provided below. <br/><br/>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfTLIRv4kR_skoSpiL--ZO_RbsnqdORl-kXqBydGdbb0EPtNQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

ARRIVED: FEB 28, 2021

🕵️‍♂️ Platypus Perry: The Secret Agent of Chaos 🕵️‍♂️
Meet Platypus Perry (aka Pear Bear, aka Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Bite). On the surface, he’s a premium-grade cuddle bug who loves sunbeams, fluffy blankets, and chatting your ear off. But don't let the "Pear Bear" nickname fool you—underneath that soft exterior lies a sentient ticking timebomb with a very specific set of triggers.

🚩 The "Peacekeeper" (Who Chooses Violence)
Perry has a unique, somewhat misguided career as a Conflict Mediator. If another pet in the house gets stressed, starts a tiff, or even raises their voice, Perry senses the "vibe shift" and decides the only way to restore peace is to attack the nearest human. He doesn’t just swat; he tactically seeks out his victim with a low, ominous growl that says, "I’ve been plotting this since breakfast."

📉 The Stats
• Current Bite Count: 3 confirmed (several more in the "foiled plots" category).
• Skills: Tactical stalking, high-tension vocalization, a

ARRIVED: FEB 28, 2021

🕵️‍♂️ Platypus Perry: The Secret Agent of Chaos 🕵️‍♂️
Meet Platypus Perry (aka Pear Bear, aka Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Bite). On the surface, he’s a premium-grade cuddle bug who loves sunbeams, fluffy blankets, and chatting your ear off. But don't let the "Pear Bear" nickname fool you—underneath that soft exterior lies a sentient ticking timebomb with a very specific set of triggers.

🚩 The "Peacekeeper" (Who Chooses Violence)
Perry has a unique, somewhat misguided career as a Conflict Mediator. If another pet in the house gets stressed, starts a tiff, or even raises their voice, Perry senses the "vibe shift" and decides the only way to restore peace is to attack the nearest human. He doesn’t just swat; he tactically seeks out his victim with a low, ominous growl that says, "I’ve been plotting this since breakfast."

📉 The Stats
• Current Bite Count: 3 confirmed (several more in the "foiled plots" category).
• Skills: Tactical stalking, high-tension vocalization, and looking innocent in a catio.
• Preferred Environment: A zen garden where nobody ever argues, or perhaps a maximum-security blanket fort.

🦁 Requirements for the New "Handler"
We aren't looking for a pet owner; we are looking for a Lion Tamer with a degree in Psychology. Perry is the final boss of cat ownership.
• NO Children: They are too loud and unpredictable for Perry’s