Petunia

DOB: 06/18/20<br/><br/>Meet Petunia, a 5-year-old executive-level house cat with strong leadership skills and absolutely zero interest in democracy.<br/><br/>Cats? Dogs? Kids? Doesn’t matter. Petunia will be assuming management of all household operations within minutes of arrival. She’s confident, opinionated, and firmly believes the world runs better when she’s in charge - which, frankly, might be true.<br/><br/>Petunia is also an elite attention hog. If pets are being given anywhere within a 20-foot radius, she will appear immediately to supervise (and redirect them to herself). Lap? Claimed. Couch? Claimed. Entire family? Also claimed.Now, about her... figure. Petunia enjoys food with the enthusiasm of someone who believes every meal could be her last. Because of this, she’s currently working on a “less gravy, more cardio” lifestyle plan. A supportive home willing to help her stick to a reasonable diet would be ideal (she will disagree with this plan).A few important HR notes from Petunia herself:- She hates boarding facilities.- She hates the vet.- She hates being contained anywhere that is not her kingdom.<br/><br/>In return for respecting these terms, Petunia promises to bring bold personality, relentless affection and the comforting presence of a small, fluffy dictator who will absolutely run your household better than you were doing it.<br/>All hail Petunia!<br/><br/>This cat has been combo-tested for Feline Leukemia and FIV, received all age-appropriate vaccinations and is altered.

DOB: 06/18/20

Meet Petunia, a 5-year-old executive-level house cat with strong leadership skills and absolutely zero interest in democracy.

Cats? Dogs? Kids? Doesn’t matter. Petunia will be assuming management of all household operations within minutes of arrival. She’s confident, opinionated, and firmly believes the world runs better when she’s in charge - which, frankly, might be true.

Petunia is also an elite attention hog. If pets are being given anywhere within a 20-foot radius, she will appear immediately to supervise (and redirect them to herself). Lap? Claimed. Couch? Claimed. Entire family? Also claimed.Now, about her... figure. Petunia enjoys food with the enthusiasm of someone who believes every meal could be her last. Because of this, she’s currently working on a “less gravy, more cardio” lifestyle plan. A supportive home willing to help her stick to a reasonable diet would be ideal (she will disagree with this plan).A few important HR notes from Petunia herself:- She hates boarding fa

DOB: 06/18/20

Meet Petunia, a 5-year-old executive-level house cat with strong leadership skills and absolutely zero interest in democracy.

Cats? Dogs? Kids? Doesn’t matter. Petunia will be assuming management of all household operations within minutes of arrival. She’s confident, opinionated, and firmly believes the world runs better when she’s in charge - which, frankly, might be true.

Petunia is also an elite attention hog. If pets are being given anywhere within a 20-foot radius, she will appear immediately to supervise (and redirect them to herself). Lap? Claimed. Couch? Claimed. Entire family? Also claimed.Now, about her... figure. Petunia enjoys food with the enthusiasm of someone who believes every meal could be her last. Because of this, she’s currently working on a “less gravy, more cardio” lifestyle plan. A supportive home willing to help her stick to a reasonable diet would be ideal (she will disagree with this plan).A few important HR notes from Petunia herself:- She hates boarding facilities.- She hates the vet.- She hates being contained anywhere that is not her kingdom.

In return for respecting these terms, Petunia promises to bring bold personality, relentless affection and the comforting presence of a small, fluffy dictator who will absolutely run your household better than you were doing it.
All hail Petunia!

This cat has been combo-tested for Felin