Percy

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙩 𝙃𝙖𝙨 𝙂𝙤𝙩 𝙏𝙤 𝙂𝙤!!<br/><br/>No, seriously… I have things to do. Important things. Productive things. And Percy? Percy has decided my full-time job is now being his emotional support human.<br/><br/>He is:<br/>✔ Less than a year old<br/>✔ Neutered<br/>✔ FIV/FeLV negative<br/>✔ Up to date on vaccines<br/>✔ 100% convinced that personal space is a myth<br/>✔Would love to live with another playful kitty<br/><br/>This boy doesn’t just want a lap… he wants 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 lap. All the time. Forever. Bathroom trip? He’s there. Sitting down for 2 seconds? Boom—Percy. Trying to be productive? Absolutely not. Percy said no.<br/><br/>He is ridiculously cute, aggressively affectionate, and has zero respect for boundaries. If you’ve ever dreamed of being lovingly smothered by a tiny, purring stage-five clinger… this is your guy.<br/><br/>Please. I’m begging. Someone come adopt him so I can get literally anything done.<br/><br/>Does anyone have a lap Percy James can permanently occupy?<br/><br/><br/>𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞:<br/>https://docs.google.com/.../1FAIpQLSfOL4RA5be9hY.../viewform

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙩 𝙃𝙖𝙨 𝙂𝙤𝙩 𝙏𝙤 𝙂𝙤!!

No, seriously… I have things to do. Important things. Productive things. And Percy? Percy has decided my full-time job is now being his emotional support human.

He is:
✔ Less than a year old
✔ Neutered
✔ FIV/FeLV negative
✔ Up to date on vaccines
✔ 100% convinced that personal space is a myth
✔Would love to live with another playful kitty

This boy doesn’t just want a lap… he wants 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 lap. All the time. Forever. Bathroom trip? He’s there. Sitting down for 2 seconds? Boom—Percy. Trying to be productive? Absolutely not. Percy said no.

He is ridiculously cute, aggressively affectionate, and has zero respect for boundaries. If you’ve ever dreamed of being lovingly smothered by a tiny, purring stage-five clinger… this is your guy.

Please. I’m begging. Someone come adopt him so I can get literally anything done.

Does anyone have a lap Percy James can permanently occupy?


𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞:

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙩 𝙃𝙖𝙨 𝙂𝙤𝙩 𝙏𝙤 𝙂𝙤!!

No, seriously… I have things to do. Important things. Productive things. And Percy? Percy has decided my full-time job is now being his emotional support human.

He is:
✔ Less than a year old
✔ Neutered
✔ FIV/FeLV negative
✔ Up to date on vaccines
✔ 100% convinced that personal space is a myth
✔Would love to live with another playful kitty

This boy doesn’t just want a lap… he wants 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 lap. All the time. Forever. Bathroom trip? He’s there. Sitting down for 2 seconds? Boom—Percy. Trying to be productive? Absolutely not. Percy said no.

He is ridiculously cute, aggressively affectionate, and has zero respect for boundaries. If you’ve ever dreamed of being lovingly smothered by a tiny, purring stage-five clinger… this is your guy.

Please. I’m begging. Someone come adopt him so I can get literally anything done.

Does anyone have a lap Percy James can permanently occupy?


𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞:
https://docs.google.com/.../1FAIpQLSfOL4RA5be9hY.../viewform