Peppermint Larry

Are you tired of healthy relationships? Do you crave the thrill of mixed signals? Is your therapist begging you to stop choosing 'projects'?<br/><br/>Allow me to introduce you to Peppermint Larry, the cat equivalent of someone who texts “wyd” once every nine days and then disappears the moment you reply. (Shockingly, she never leaves you on read)<br/><br/>Despite her name, Larry is an adult LADY with classic “I’m not looking for anything serious” vibes. She’ll blink at you from across the room like she might be into you… and just when your heart flutters, she’ll turn away and pretend you don’t exist. Chachi has been working on her for the better part of 8 months and might need an intervention soon. <br/>#ShesJustNotThatIntoYou<br/><br/>Larry's love language consists of...<br/><br/>- Staring from a distance like you’re the problem.<br/>- Sitting close enough to give hope, far enough to crush it.<br/>- Accepting treats, then suddenly announcing she has a 'thing' and needs to head out. (Its hissing, and it doesn't make sense to us either, because she'll keep taking treats)<br/><br/>She is NOT ready for:<br/><br/>- Emotional & physical vulnerability<br/>- Meeting your parents<br/>- Anyone who says: “We need to talk"<br/><br/>What she IS ready for:<br/><br/>- An extended situationship<br/>- Occasional companionship on her schedule<br/>- Someone who finds unpredictability charming<br/>- Some better snacks and lowered expectations from you<br/><br/>If you’re ready for a relationship where you do the emotional heavy lifting… if being ignored feels strangely attractive… if you’re into red flags...<br/><br/>Peppermint Larry is your girl.<br/>.<br/>.<br/><br/>Apply today to begin your slow burn, one sided love story! You might be the one that can fix her! <br/>.<br/>.<br/><br/>PREADOPT:<br/>https://jefferson.seamlessdocs.com/f/preadopt<br/><br/>You can also meet Peppermint Larry at:<br/>57 Minnisink Road, Lake Hopatcong NJ<br/>Walk in hours M-F, 8-12<br/><br/><br/>Spayed, UTD on FVRCP & rabies vaccines<br/><br/>**Peppermint Larry, like all of our other cats, is indoor ONLY (unless we can secure a safe barn for her)<br/>The average life span of an outdoor feral is two years. Outdoor cats are subject to these same elements and risk a distressing death.<br/>Please speak with Kim, the shelter manager and the town's ACO, for more information regarding this.

Are you tired of healthy relationships? Do you crave the thrill of mixed signals? Is your therapist begging you to stop choosing 'projects'?

Allow me to introduce you to Peppermint Larry, the cat equivalent of someone who texts “wyd” once every nine days and then disappears the moment you reply. (Shockingly, she never leaves you on read)

Despite her name, Larry is an adult LADY with classic “I’m not looking for anything serious” vibes. She’ll blink at you from across the room like she might be into you… and just when your heart flutters, she’ll turn away and pretend you don’t exist. Chachi has been working on her for the better part of 8 months and might need an intervention soon.
#ShesJustNotThatIntoYou

Larry's love language consists of...

- Staring from a distance like you’re the problem.
- Sitting close enough to give hope, far enough to crush it.
- Accepting treats, then suddenly announcing she has a 'thing' and needs to head out. (Its hissing, and it doesn't make sense to

Are you tired of healthy relationships? Do you crave the thrill of mixed signals? Is your therapist begging you to stop choosing 'projects'?

Allow me to introduce you to Peppermint Larry, the cat equivalent of someone who texts “wyd” once every nine days and then disappears the moment you reply. (Shockingly, she never leaves you on read)

Despite her name, Larry is an adult LADY with classic “I’m not looking for anything serious” vibes. She’ll blink at you from across the room like she might be into you… and just when your heart flutters, she’ll turn away and pretend you don’t exist. Chachi has been working on her for the better part of 8 months and might need an intervention soon.
#ShesJustNotThatIntoYou

Larry's love language consists of...

- Staring from a distance like you’re the problem.
- Sitting close enough to give hope, far enough to crush it.
- Accepting treats, then suddenly announcing she has a 'thing' and needs to head out. (Its hissing, and it doesn't make sense to us either, because she'll keep taking treats)

She is NOT ready for:

- Emotional & physical vulnerability
- Meeting your parents
- Anyone who says: “We need to talk"

What she IS ready for:

- An extended situationship
- Occasional companionship on her schedule
- Someone who finds unpredictability charming
- Some better snacks and lowered expec